Jackasstic

Jack-ass-tic
Adv. Adj.
1. A snide description of an action or event that lacks legitimacy.
(Legitimacy as pertaining to the feelings of the person issuing the comment)

2. Sharp disapproval of ones actions, affiliations, opinions, beliefs or rhetoric.

also: Jack-ass-tic-ly

That class was jackassticly long.

The free masons are a jackastic organization.

Denial that CO2 emissions are responsible for global warming is jackasstic.

Harris county is jackassticly overpopulated.

by David "Counterculture" May 5, 2008

Jackasstic

Using sarcasm in an overtly apparent manner. Usually to your friends. Displaying extreme ignorance and using sarcasm to cover it up.

Ex: You are so jackasstic when you talk about Star Trek.

Ex: My old roomate constantly makes jackasstic comments about things he does not know.

by sfreud October 6, 2011

Jackasstic

someone who tries to hard to be funny and shocking

Steven is a jackasstic person.

by ZPhreak February 2, 2022

Jacktastic

A person named Jack who is fantastic.

"Man that guy Jack is fantastic"
"He's fucking Jacktastic"

by Jack Likes Fire August 2, 2007

Jackassing

the act of being stupid, immature, a dick, or a jackass.

1. hey man, stop jackassing and get your ass over here!

2. Mike: Paul is being such a jackass today.
Phil: Yea, somebody should tell him to stop jackassing around.

by mexicano9191 April 6, 2009

Jackassity

The state or quality of being a jackass.

Jason constantly fumbled for the poor girl's right breast, only to have his hand removed, or slapped away, repeatedly. It was clear that his jackassity was not appreciated.

by Golden Beaver July 15, 2011

jackstick

A 23 year old male with beady eyes, baggy jeans, poorly made tattoos and a sleeveless shirt for displaying them. The jackstick is almost always found hanging around near gas stations trying to pick up 13 year old girls getting slushies after soccer practice.

I was getting gas while my daughter went in for a fountain drink. This jackstick tried to talk to her, so she kicked him in the balls just like I taught her.

by bknixon June 6, 2008