Jackasstrophe 

A catastrophe caused by a jackass.

Friend one: "I just got a call from my friend whose boyfriend 'forgot' to pick her up to take her to the airport on the Friday before Spring Break and didn't answer his phone when she called him to see where he was. She missed her flight, spent 6 hours waiting on stand-by to get another, and THEN her luggage got lost!"

Friend two: "What a total jackasstrophe!"

Friend one: "Totally. And he still hasn't called to apologize!"

Jackasstrophe by astar_alone March 17, 2010

jackastrophe 

When a jackass causes a catastrophe

Last night Stuart caused a jackastrophe! He got drunk and told Anna about how I stuck it in her sister's pooper, and it prevented me from getting a piece of her ass

jackastrophe by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

Jackastrophie 

Catastrophic workplace events caused by wanton acts of horseplay and tomfoolery

Overtime is now mandatory to fix the issues caused by yesterdays jackastrophie.

Jackastrophie by Triscadecaphobe May 2, 2025