Jackasstrophe 

A catastrophe caused by a jackass.

Friend one: "I just got a call from my friend whose boyfriend 'forgot' to pick her up to take her to the airport on the Friday before Spring Break and didn't answer his phone when she called him to see where he was. She missed her flight, spent 6 hours waiting on stand-by to get another, and THEN her luggage got lost!"

Friend two: "What a total jackasstrophe!"

Friend one: "Totally. And he still hasn't called to apologize!"

Jackasstrophe by astar_alone March 17, 2010

jackastrophe 

When a jackass causes a catastrophe

Last night Stuart caused a jackastrophe! He got drunk and told Anna about how I stuck it in her sister's pooper, and it prevented me from getting a piece of her ass

jackastrophe by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

Jackastrophie 

Catastrophic workplace events caused by wanton acts of horseplay and tomfoolery

Overtime is now mandatory to fix the issues caused by yesterdays jackastrophie.

Jackastrophie by Triscadecaphobe May 2, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016