JacKyMoN
It’s enough guys, stop masturbating by using this website. It’s no use, your name is still your name, nothing changes, now f*ck off and sleep.
JacKyMoN by Daniel Chow Ho Wang December 25, 2017
Words you can keep
JackMonkey
1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.
JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007
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jackamonkey
jackamonkey by Paul September 7, 2004
jackmonkey
A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.
The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".
The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".
jackmonkey by Jx2 May 9, 2005
Jackmonk
A man who likes the taste of his own cum and enjoys drinking it, preferably after butt-sex, but not mandatory.
This person tends to be a douchebag, and is also usually very narcissistic. He thinks his cum tastes better than everyone elses.
This person tends to be a douchebag, and is also usually very narcissistic. He thinks his cum tastes better than everyone elses.
jackmonkey
Some ass that monkeys in your business and tells you some jacked-up story just to jerk you around and stoke you.
jackmonkey by Corri Deegan April 15, 2006
Jackmonkeyfuck
Bob got an epic boner in class so he had to crawl into his locker and jackmonkeyfuck.
(Or: Bob got an epic jackmonkeyfuck in class so he had to crawl into his locker and masturbate.)
Her mom is too fat to get any, so she spends all day jackmonkeyfucking.
He told me he got a hot slut last night and jackmonkeyfucked all over her face.
I watched my girlfriend jackmonkeyfuck last night.
(Or: Bob got an epic jackmonkeyfuck in class so he had to crawl into his locker and masturbate.)
Her mom is too fat to get any, so she spends all day jackmonkeyfucking.
He told me he got a hot slut last night and jackmonkeyfucked all over her face.
I watched my girlfriend jackmonkeyfuck last night.
Jackmonkeyfuck by Zadion October 23, 2009
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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