It’s enough guys, stop masturbating by using this website. It’s no use, your name is still your name, nothing changes, now f*ck off and sleep.
by Daniel Chow Ho Wang December 25, 2017
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The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.
by JM Delif May 20, 2007
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by Paul September 7, 2004
Get the jackamonkey mug.A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.
The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".
The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".
by Jx2 May 9, 2005
Get the jackmonkey mug.A man who likes the taste of his own cum and enjoys drinking it, preferably after butt-sex, but not mandatory.
This person tends to be a douchebag, and is also usually very narcissistic. He thinks his cum tastes better than everyone elses.
This person tends to be a douchebag, and is also usually very narcissistic. He thinks his cum tastes better than everyone elses.
"I can't believe Russ is a manager now."
"I know. He's such a douchebag. Did I tell you that after we slept together, he took off the condom and drank its contents?"
"Wow. What a jackmonk."
"I know. He's such a douchebag. Did I tell you that after we slept together, he took off the condom and drank its contents?"
"Wow. What a jackmonk."
by Dr. Cobs May 15, 2010
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by Corri Deegan April 15, 2006
Get the jackmonkey mug.Bob got an epic boner in class so he had to crawl into his locker and jackmonkeyfuck.
(Or: Bob got an epic jackmonkeyfuck in class so he had to crawl into his locker and masturbate.)
Her mom is too fat to get any, so she spends all day jackmonkeyfucking.
He told me he got a hot slut last night and jackmonkeyfucked all over her face.
I watched my girlfriend jackmonkeyfuck last night.
(Or: Bob got an epic jackmonkeyfuck in class so he had to crawl into his locker and masturbate.)
Her mom is too fat to get any, so she spends all day jackmonkeyfucking.
He told me he got a hot slut last night and jackmonkeyfucked all over her face.
I watched my girlfriend jackmonkeyfuck last night.
by Zadion October 23, 2009
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