jackamonkey 

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

jackamonkey by Paul September 7, 2004

JackMonkey 

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007

jockmonkey 

The person in your life who will not leave you alone and/or wants to be like you. One who clings like a monkey and is always on your jock. This includes but is not limited to the following behavior: dressing like you, acting like you, using your patented clever phrases (like "jockmonkey"), remembering past events in a way that makes it seem you are actually copying off of them.

My jockmonkey got an eagle tattoo on his forearm a year after I got a swallow tattoo on mine.

jockmonkey by EntropySoup June 10, 2008

jackmonkey 

A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.

The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".

Man, can you believe that jackmonkey just cut me off?!

jackmonkey by Jx2 May 9, 2005

Jackdonkey 

A more polite way to call someone a jackass.

That guy is a jackdonkey.

Jackdonkey by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010

Jackdonkey 

Jack > Ksharp 24-0

Jackdonkey by Anonymous September 27, 2003

jackmonkey 

Some ass that monkeys in your business and tells you some jacked-up story just to jerk you around and stoke you.

That jackmonkey left without paying for his groceries.

jackmonkey by Corri Deegan April 15, 2006