Jabronium
The 119th element on the periodic table. This element is only found in Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson; Which fuels his insatiable hunger to lay the smack down on all your candy asses!
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G-Lit Jabronie
The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.
A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.
A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.
G-Lit Jabronie by k-Nice March 24, 2017
Jabroni
In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.
Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni
Jabroni by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019
anti jabroni
Someone who hates jabronis or actively roots against them. Some (but not all) anti jabronis show hostility towards jabronis.
Did you hear what Antonio Brown said to Eric Weddle?
Yeah, he tweeted “Bro I don’t even know you don’t call me AB that’s my NFL name dummy ! I’m not on your team never been shut your mouth Jabroni”
Wow, now that is what I call an anti jabroni
Yeah, he tweeted “Bro I don’t even know you don’t call me AB that’s my NFL name dummy ! I’m not on your team never been shut your mouth Jabroni”
Wow, now that is what I call an anti jabroni
anti jabroni by Yaya_10 January 13, 2022
Jabroni
A loser, poser, lame-ass.
One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.
One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.
A fuckin 'tard.
One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.
One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.
A fuckin 'tard.
Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"
Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"
Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!
Jabroni by The Hunter May 27, 2004