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Jabronium

The 119th element on the periodic table. This element is only found in Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson; Which fuels his insatiable hunger to lay the smack down on all your candy asses!
See Seth, I told u the letter "J" is on the periodic table, Jabronium!
by ThaZygoat November 4, 2011
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rice-a-roni jabroni

A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.
You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni
by Joker.exe November 7, 2012
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G-Lit Jabronie

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.
"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"
by k-Nice March 24, 2017
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Jabroni

In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.
Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni
by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019
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anti jabroni

Someone who hates jabronis or actively roots against them. Some (but not all) anti jabronis show hostility towards jabronis.
Did you hear what Antonio Brown said to Eric Weddle?

Yeah, he tweeted “Bro I don’t even know you don’t call me AB that’s my NFL name dummy ! I’m not on your team never been shut your mouth Jabroni”

Wow, now that is what I call an anti jabroni
by Yaya_10 January 13, 2022
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Jabroni

A loser, poser, lame-ass.

One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.

A fuckin 'tard.
Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"

Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!
by The Hunter May 27, 2004
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jabronie

juh broh nee
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.

-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.
-Love is for jabronies.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.
by super86me December 10, 2008
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