Jabrone

1. A friend, buddy.

2. A friendlier word for "idiot".

3. Someone that farts in the bathtub and then plays with the bubbles and sniffs the farts.

OMG you jabrone, you've been in the bathroom forever!

by Bill Appleball October 18, 2008

Jabrone

To blow one's partner while both of you are fully immersed in water. Underwater head.

Dude, my girl and I went to the beach today and I totally got jabroned!

Yeah man, he has never been jabroned.

by Noonelikesedwardcullen June 18, 2009

Jabrone Zone

where the ignorant or unskilled hail from.
where jabronis gather.

Who is this guy from the jabrone zone?
Send that jabroni back to the jabrone zone.

by PanteraAtrox August 19, 2023

rice-a-roni jabroni

A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.

You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni

by Joker.exe November 7, 2012

G-Lit Jabronie

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.

"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"

by k-Nice March 24, 2017

Jabroni

In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.

Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni

by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019

anti jabroni

Someone who hates jabronis or actively roots against them. Some (but not all) anti jabronis show hostility towards jabronis.

Did you hear what Antonio Brown said to Eric Weddle?

Yeah, he tweeted “Bro I don’t even know you don’t call me AB that’s my NFL name dummy ! I’m not on your team never been shut your mouth Jabroni”

Wow, now that is what I call an anti jabroni

by Yaya_10 January 13, 2022