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G-Lit Jabronie
The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.
A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.
A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.
G-Lit Jabronie by k-Nice March 24, 2017
Related Words
jabronee • jabronie • jabrones • jabroney • Jabronecois • Jabroned • Jabroner • Jabronette • Jabrone Zone • jabronmeister
jabroney
A very specific type of douchebag. Usually they can be seen constantly smoking from a vape pen all day, and they drive shitty cars with subwoofers, fancy rims and any other misappropriated car mod. On their downtime they're usually drinking monster energy drinks and playing call of duty. Most of them are unemployed.
jabroney by mcswaggerr March 2, 2015
Jabroner
1. The chief overseer or ringleader who represents a posse of Jabroni (See “Jabroni”)
2. Being a simpleton, Jabroners are often illiterate and words with more then two syllables are not in their vocabulary.
3. One whose stench alone is enough to start a fist fight at children's cancer charity walk fundraiser.
4. Jabroners will often pick fights, scream profanities and act aggressively towards individuals who are not capable of defending themselves, usually infants and the elderly.
5. Jabroners excel at ruining great opportunities for others, scoffing and emitting bodily fluids as catastrophe overwhelms the victim. They take pride in this as it is the primary fundamental that defines them.
2. Being a simpleton, Jabroners are often illiterate and words with more then two syllables are not in their vocabulary.
3. One whose stench alone is enough to start a fist fight at children's cancer charity walk fundraiser.
4. Jabroners will often pick fights, scream profanities and act aggressively towards individuals who are not capable of defending themselves, usually infants and the elderly.
5. Jabroners excel at ruining great opportunities for others, scoffing and emitting bodily fluids as catastrophe overwhelms the victim. They take pride in this as it is the primary fundamental that defines them.
Jeff : “Dude, whats going on with all that commotion over there?”
Greg: “Looks to me like that group of douche-bags overran the rescue missions community brunch again.”
Jeff: “Yea, that Jabroner seems to be leading the assault, he's pushing that handicapped guy in the wheelchair over the 5th street bridge!”
Greg: “Looks to me like that group of douche-bags overran the rescue missions community brunch again.”
Jeff: “Yea, that Jabroner seems to be leading the assault, he's pushing that handicapped guy in the wheelchair over the 5th street bridge!”
Jabrone
1. A friend, buddy.
2. A friendlier word for "idiot".
3. Someone that farts in the bathtub and then plays with the bubbles and sniffs the farts.
2. A friendlier word for "idiot".
3. Someone that farts in the bathtub and then plays with the bubbles and sniffs the farts.
Jabrone by Bill Appleball October 18, 2008
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