jaboom 

to sex another man in the butt so hard that it turns red and begins to burn or sting intencely.

OUCH! I got jaboomed.

jaboom by bread infection December 28, 2005

Jaboom 

1. When one or two people are in love and want each other

2. When some one who has some type of flow and use's it to lure Canadians

1. I felt so Jaboom when i so Andrew.

2. Jaboom!!! i saw Andrew.

Jaboom by the canaker August 28, 2010

jabootu 

A mythological supernatural entity (demon, spirit, deity, etc.) whose purview is primarily to reduce the quality of films made under his influence; an anti-muse.

JOHN: "Did you ever see 'Gigli'?"

MARY: "Are you kidding? Jabootu's hand was all over that turkey."

jabootu by Paul_Chicago October 26, 2005

Jaboo0dyDubs 

Known for dubbing infomercial videos and just about everything. Such as: Oxi-clean, Orange Glow, Shamwow, Snuggie, Mighty Mendit, and more! All videos include dry humor. Jaboo0dyDubs has followers. Also known as Poopitrators. Jaboo0dyDubs check it out!

Guy 1: Yo have you seen the latest Jaboo0dyDubs video?
Guy 2: Haha, yeah! it's so funny!
Guy 1: oh hey, i'm sleeping with your mom
Guy 2: What??

Jaboo0dyDubs by billymayshere82 December 5, 2009

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

Haywood Jablomi by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

Heywood Jablome 

Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.

Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.

Heywood Jablome by Hatchback February 12, 2005

jaboody dubs 

one of the most hilarious guys on youtube.
he makes fun of commercials with billy mays in them

Guy 1
Did you see that video jaboody dubs made on mighty putty?
Guy 2
No was it good?
Guy 1
Holy fuck it was! It was the most fucking hilarious video ever!
It was like sex but without the work!
Guy 2
Holy shit.

jaboody dubs by HALOFR33K97 April 26, 2010