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Noun - Fuckwit or any other derogatory version of Fuckwit.
You are such a Jabonie!!!!
Jabonie by Duke Able January 20, 2015
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A term to describe sexy Korean-American males dancing to Beyonce's "Single Ladies".

This term derives from an event where JAY PARK of Art of Movement had a dance battle with a student at Rutgers University in New Jersey. He sexily danced to Beyonce's "Single Ladies". Sexiness proven from fan cams on youtube.
1. Jay Park showed some of his Jaebum Fierce and danced to Single Ladies.
2. "Did you see how he moved his hips?"
"Yeah... what a Jayonce..."
Jayonce by teamjaypark April 6, 2010
to have a massive erection that is very noticeable. You know the kind you get when you sleep over your friends house house with the hot mom and you sneak into her room and smell her bras and panties. Or when you see OBAMA

saying boner but being sneaky about it
man dont look at my pants unless you wanna see my jaboner.

i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner

sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers
jaboner by Adolf oliver nipples123 January 23, 2009
When you meet friends after a night out and ask "Jaboner?" to see whether coitus was exchanged.
"Went out last night, ended up talking to some pretty hot babe!".. "So, Jaboner?"
Jaboner by White Lionel August 29, 2012
Pronunciation: "Juh-bone"

Italian slang for "asshole".
"Yo Tommy, take this frickin' jabone out back and shoot 'em."
Jabone by Martin Perucci October 29, 2006
In actuality a term used to define a Diva who is confused both in Love and Terms of firgiveness. Is a Actual person Regional celebrity in the pacific northwest whom I have spent many years observing and following. Yes all famous people have stalkers. Known solely for her impressive porn collection, and uncommon ease in distributing it to the children of the local elementary school districts. While it's clear she gets pleasure from that, we don't understand as a whole what makes her operate, we do know that if you keep a large amount of cookie dough and extra cheese for her macaroni on tap, you might just make it out alive. But most likely not, it's just a kind thought.
Wow she's totally not being herself, What a jaeonce.

Oh my god she break my heart every day, "what does she think she's a jaeonce?"

"Man, I wanna be Once'Dat'Jae" Wow too far
Jaeonce by obviousasfuck February 6, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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