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jabbin' the rattle 

Any action but masturbation. To be used in the context of masturbation.
So, I was there jabbin' the rattle and my Mom walked in...
jabbin' the rattle by AASW September 14, 2011
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Students build monuments in the belief that Jobb created the universe with math fractions
All the kids believe in Jobbism
Jobbism by Macadamia nuts January 19, 2018

jabbin the slaw 

When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.
Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.
jabbin the slaw by Tittsmcgee January 28, 2017
One who talks gibberish pretending to know more than those around them in a gay nonsensical way that causes the listener to glaze over and think the speaker is insane.
Bob tried to convince the crowd of his knowledge speaking jaybish to everyone, in the end they knew he was no expert.
jaybish by Texas180 March 19, 2014

Ram Jabbing 

The sexual act of violently shoving your penis inside of the vagina
Have you ever tried Ram Jabbing? It is so fun but it is almost like an exercise. Try it some time.
Ram Jabbing by retardomilos May 17, 2021

Jabbese, or Jabbesity 

A slang term used for a person who is extemely obese. Term comes from the name "Jabba", a large monster character used in the Star Wars films.
A person who is four hundred pounds or more.