JaAm is a strange, green liguid contained within a large see-through container thing found in Hawaii. It was popularized by the Transformers character Hot Shot, who no one really cares about. JaAm is said to make whoever eats/drinks it (or whatever you do to it--you're supposed to put it in your belly somehow) go temporarily insane.
Probably one of the coolest people on the planet. Also referred to as Jammy, sometimes even Matty. Does some badass caligraphy and takes photos that make all fall into envy. Loves the band Avenged Sevenfold and is most likely highly intellectual.
Oh, her? Yeah, that's totally Jaamela. I can tell by the way she has that air of awesomness.
an amazingly cool girl who is SUPA crazayyyy bt still AWESOME. she has the distinct superpower to make a sexual reference out of ANYTHING! she also knows the definition of a fucktart and uses it when neccesary...sometimes even the 2nd definition (dont fucktart my poptart
Did u hear about that girl who went wild last nite? shes such a jaamie...
very unique individual. someone who is conceited, and often stuck on themselves. a jaame likes to minipulate situations until they get what they want, and is very unpleasant to be around if things do not go theyre way.
* he or she is often is unconcerned with other peoples feelings. usually not good at accepting love.
"even though she did nothing horrilbe, its all her fault"
"thats so jaame"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!