Jombies

The most extreme version of grinding, usually requires a monster energy, a fuckable dog and an Asian tryhard.

Juma loves Jombies.

Jombies by Lilliflol January 14, 2019

Blow Jobbies 

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.

Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.

Blow Jobbies by BCTC March 1, 2021

Jombie 

Apple Fanboy. Overzealous lover of over-priced Apple products that mindlessly follow Steve Jobs as he commands them. A Jobs Zombie, hence, jombie.

Hey, that guy has an apple sticker on his car, right next to a bio-diesel sticker, must be a jombie.

Jombie by joeyblazed May 28, 2010

jobbies 

originally a Scottish slang name for faeces (poo). Used to describe something or someone that is disliked by someone.

she thinks he's a pile of jobbies.

what a pile of jobbies.

jobbies by A D August 16, 2007

jobbies 

faeces the passing of excrement through the anus.

ooh my stomach is sore I think I may need a few jobbies

jobbies by Helen Gunn August 30, 2006

one of them jobbies 

a pointless thing to describe...well...anything! anything that is to be done or has been can be described this way.

I'm going out to get drunk and have a kebab...one of them jobbies.

one of them jobbies by Mr.Know.It.All June 1, 2006

Mouth Jobbies

When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.

The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies

Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight

Mouth Jobbies by CSLMouthJobbieAppreciationSoci April 27, 2022