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To be a person who would rather go watch all the Twilight's than to listen to Mac Miller, J Cole, Easy E, Tupac, or Sam Adams.

Person 1: Hey bro do you want to go to tonights concert with me? There will be alot of drunk girls to bust your nut on.
Person 2: I don't know man who's performing?
Person 1: Mac Miller, J Cole, Easy E, Tupac, and Sam Adams plus I heard Snoop Dogg is bringing the narcotics.
Person 2: Naaaah I'd rather go watch Twilight.
Person 3: Don't be a f**cking Jomiester.

Jomiester by TheHappyChemical November 27, 2011

Words you can keep

The jolester

A deadly creature that lurks in the night waiting for its prey

Oh no The Jolester is coming

The jolester by Sunbun1 October 9, 2017

Related Words

Jomiester • Jokester • jamester • joester • Joesterthetoaster • Jokesterbate • Jokesterbation • Jokestergram • JonTesterFan • Poo jokester

Jokester

(n.) Someone who loves a good laugh and never knows when to stop making them. They always seem to have a joke for every situation, though not always appropriate.

Jim was the life of the party, a real jokester, it was all fun and games with him until he was kicked out for making a joke about the host's girlfriend's body shape.

Jokester by Birdyrr15 December 2, 2009

Jokesterbate

Jokesterbate: To laugh at ones own joke, to be the only one to laugh at ones own joke. To look like a complete nerd and or tool by laughing at ones own joke.

"Wow you just jokesterbated all over yourself"

"Do you enjoy jokesterbating?"

"Did you really have to jokesterbate in front of my mom?"

"Why don't you just go ahead and jokesterbate and i'll continue to drink my beer"

"Quit Jokesterbating and pass the joint"

"That joke was terrible, you got your jokesterbate jizz all over me"

Jokesterbate by Robert Rogue April 19, 2010

jokester

One who makes sarcastic and snide remarks.

"Cept were walking everywhere so.... that might take a while haha" -Liz

"You could dance your way over since youre such a pro" -Dan

"HAHA youre such a jokester.... and by jokester i mean the sarcastic snide remarks kind" -Liz

jokester by mikkdan February 24, 2011

Jokester

A dude named Tom

This man Tom a Jokester

Jokester by Cock grabber May 11, 2021

JonTesterFan

An avid supporter of the greatest United States Senator, Jon Tester.

I’ve seen JonTesterFan on twitter, they’re a really cool person, who loves Senator Tester!

JonTesterFan by js5 June 30, 2021

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026