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To be a person who would rather go watch all the Twilight's than to listen to Mac Miller, J Cole, Easy E, Tupac, or Sam Adams.

Person 1: Hey bro do you want to go to tonights concert with me? There will be alot of drunk girls to bust your nut on.
Person 2: I don't know man who's performing?
Person 1: Mac Miller, J Cole, Easy E, Tupac, and Sam Adams plus I heard Snoop Dogg is bringing the narcotics.
Person 2: Naaaah I'd rather go watch Twilight.
Person 3: Don't be a f**cking Jomiester.

Jomiester by TheHappyChemical November 27, 2011

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The jolester

A deadly creature that lurks in the night waiting for its prey

Oh no The Jolester is coming

The jolester by Sunbun1 October 9, 2017

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Jokester

(n.) Someone who loves a good laugh and never knows when to stop making them. They always seem to have a joke for every situation, though not always appropriate.

Jim was the life of the party, a real jokester, it was all fun and games with him until he was kicked out for making a joke about the host's girlfriend's body shape.

Jokester by Birdyrr15 December 2, 2009

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Jokesterbate

Jokesterbate: To laugh at ones own joke, to be the only one to laugh at ones own joke. To look like a complete nerd and or tool by laughing at ones own joke.

"Wow you just jokesterbated all over yourself"

"Do you enjoy jokesterbating?"

"Did you really have to jokesterbate in front of my mom?"

"Why don't you just go ahead and jokesterbate and i'll continue to drink my beer"

"Quit Jokesterbating and pass the joint"

"That joke was terrible, you got your jokesterbate jizz all over me"

Jokesterbate by Robert Rogue April 19, 2010

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jokester

One who makes sarcastic and snide remarks.

"Cept were walking everywhere so.... that might take a while haha" -Liz

"You could dance your way over since youre such a pro" -Dan

"HAHA youre such a jokester.... and by jokester i mean the sarcastic snide remarks kind" -Liz

jokester by mikkdan February 24, 2011

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Jokester

A dude named Tom

This man Tom a Jokester

Jokester by Cock grabber May 11, 2021

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JonTesterFan

An avid supporter of the greatest United States Senator, Jon Tester.

I’ve seen JonTesterFan on twitter, they’re a really cool person, who loves Senator Tester!

JonTesterFan by js5 June 30, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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