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The one true word of Jerry the almighty. The sacred texts of the Jerry faith.
Have you performed your 27 daily prayers of the Jible?
Jible by LJL_ January 14, 2021
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jiblets • jiblies • Jiblee • jibley • Jible • jiblette • jiblitz • Jiblix • JIBL • Jibladze
Arabic term meaning "Bring me"

As an advisor to the Iraqi Army in Baghdad, many of the Iraqi soldiers (Jinood) ask or demand that I give them things - usually personal items I own. "Mista, mista, jiblee sunglasses!" or "Captain, captain! Jiblee knife!"

After several months of the Iraqis begging (or more often than not, demanding) that I give them things, I finally informed them that I have declared everything within 10 feet of me a "No Jiblee Zone!"

I know an Iraqi Army (IA) lieutenant colonel that I refer to as the Jiblee Master. He will ask you for your pen while you are using it! I have an IA lieutenant I refer to as LT Jiblee, and I have an IA soldier (jundi) that can jiblee with the best of them. He has the stamina of a machine when he begs - he IS the Jiblinator!
jiblee by Captain Amreeki January 11, 2008

Jiblet Jam 

An orgy of midgets.
I walked into the wrong hotel room, and found a jiblet jam !
Jiblet Jam by Llamaballs July 15, 2017

rim jiblits 

excess peices of poopy left tangled in your butt hair
"sharif has an abundance of rim jiblits in his hairy butt"
rim jiblits by jiblitman2 January 13, 2009
Jiblets is another word for a man's balls
In scrubs:
J.D-"I don't like too much freedom down there, I get tingles in my jiblets
Jiblets by Adam L October 6, 2005

jiblango 

A quandry, often involving something foul or disgusting.
I'm in a jiblango over whether to fuck the fat chick or the chick with no legs.
jiblango by Mark Snicher April 5, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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