JGood

Someone who become sexually aroused and ejaculates immediately upon seeing men, little children with mental disabilities, and/or kids with one tooth and tinted glasses.

JGood was studying for the CPA with a bottle of lube and kleenex when his accounting professor, I. Solomon, walked in, which, in turn, immediately caused Jeff to jizz all over his sweatpants.

JGood was watching Kid Nation in women's underwear, with his 12" Black dildo, when he saw Jared and Alex eating candy in Bonanza City. Jeff proceeded to eat falafel, make his ohhhhh face, and came all over his Noah's bagel and Wall Street Journal (from right to left).

by Waynerrr February 3, 2008

Jood

Jood is usually a girl with brown hair and brown eyes. Jood is a caring, loving person. She is so funny. Jood hates drama but is always put into it. She does not make anyone feel left out. She knows what friends to keep close. She has a very nice personality and everyone always wants to be around her. Jood is super pretty. You either become her friend or fall in love with her but their is no way you hate her. She is so fun and spirited. You always need a Jood in your life.

"That girl is so hot, she is probably a Jood."
"Jood is so nice!"

by Queen.Of.comebacks July 23, 2016

Jooda

Calling someone a Jooda is calling one a fat smelly indian man

holy shit jaxon looks like a jooda right now
Gives me jooda vibes

by Suresh meow meow July 10, 2022

Jaood

The brunt of 90% of the racist jokes in nohunters, and one of the leading campers.

my stereo is missing... where the fuck is Jaood?

by Nic March 19, 2003

Jood

Better than good. Better than better. Better than best. None like it. One of a kind. Irreplaceable.

That food was jood as hell!!!!

by The Jood Guy November 22, 2021

Joodle Pus

The odd and rare combination of a Platypus, Poodle, and Jellyfish.

Oh my God, that Joodle Pus is coming for us! Squish, squish, bzzart!

by Romance Corn April 28, 2011

Jgod

Jill Gang Or Die - A pair of Bff Jill's that are about that life. They got each other's backs no matter what & are usually inseparable. Though it is rare, one may be initiated into the Jill Gang by a Jill Gang member. However both Jills must agree on the new addition. Everybody wants to be in Jill Gang because Jill's are raw as fuck. Most die trying (;

Jill: We just got JGOD tattooed on our pinkies!
Loser: Why ?

JillS: JiLL GANG OR DiE ((;

by Jillian MaryJane Michaels October 12, 2011