JBear

Someone who lives at their grandma's and commits disability fraud

I heard that guys committing disability fraud. What a JBear

by gaygeorge November 23, 2021

Jear desus

A frase used by Brandon Faris. It is hard for autocorrect to not change jear to hear or near.

Jear desus! That lamp hasn't been knocked over today...

by Me, the person writing this November 11, 2019

Jear Desus

A phrase used by Brandon Farris and commonly adopted by the Dooders.

Jear Desus Kelly has fainted again.

by emzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz October 9, 2020

jber

Just a regular joint, or marijuana cigarette.

Yo, Paul, did you roll that jber, you mammyrammer?

by WKid May 21, 2006

jears

Short for "Jack's tears", an online joke about how often Jack Shephard cries on ABC's LOST television program. Fandom bloggers recap episodes according to a Jears-O-Meter and create macros about Jack's emotional instability.

Ack-Attack: "Matthew Fox needs lessons from Jeffrey Dean Morgan on how to cry like a man! *jears*"

"It was like 80 degrees with a 100% chance of JEARSTORMS!!!!"

Painting big blue teardrops on Jack's photos with MS Paint.

by Coell CMU September 5, 2007

Jearome

The Meaning of Jearome is A Man’s Name.

Jearome is An Goat!

by Go1die April 22, 2022

Jeard

Stereotypically Jewish facial hair, which can come in many different shapes and sizes.

Hey Evan, have you seen Abraham's jeard lately? Mighty impressive.

by Jisonator February 25, 2015