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Jear desus 

A frase used by Brandon Faris. It is hard for autocorrect to not change jear to hear or near.
Jear desus! That lamp hasn't been knocked over today...
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Jear Desus 

A phrase used by Brandon Farris and commonly adopted by the Dooders.
Jear Desus Kelly has fainted again.
Yo, Paul, did you roll that jber, you mammyrammer?
jber by WKid May 21, 2006
Short for "Jack's tears", an online joke about how often Jack Shephard cries on ABC's LOST television program. Fandom bloggers recap episodes according to a Jears-O-Meter and create macros about Jack's emotional instability.
Ack-Attack: "Matthew Fox needs lessons from Jeffrey Dean Morgan on how to cry like a man! *jears*"

"It was like 80 degrees with a 100% chance of JEARSTORMS!!!!"

Painting big blue teardrops on Jack's photos with MS Paint.
jears by Coell CMU September 5, 2007
The Meaning of Jearome is A Man’s Name.
Jearome is An Goat!
Jearome by Go1die April 22, 2022
Stereotypically Jewish facial hair, which can come in many different shapes and sizes.
Hey Evan, have you seen Abraham's jeard lately? Mighty impressive.
Jeard by Jisonator February 25, 2015