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Just Been Fucked Hair.

You know, that messy mop of mess the lady has when you're done giving her the best orgasm of her life. And that flop of hair the man has after being touched by his lady friend.
Billy: Hunny? You've got some massive jbfh.
Alanna: Yeah, I know. So do you. Let's go to the bathroom and we can fix it...maybe I'll blow you as well
Billy: sounds swell! Let's go!
jbfh by *963. July 13, 2010
Related Words
JBTFH JBTF JBTFD JBTheMan
Just buy the fucking dip.

When the price of a financial instrument is decreasing but expected to rebound, JBTFD.

See example.
Copper 60 cents to $4.30
sugar, corn, oil, whatever. Up, 3-6 times!
There is no national currency that is sound. Only unsound currencies and commodities.

JBTFD. Bitchez
JBTFD by TemporalLurker April 23, 2011
A nobody who will be a somebody in the future who also will have your girlfriend bending down for him
I want to be JBTheMan when I get older
JBTheMan by JdaMacc March 11, 2019
JBTF
Just Been Thoroughly Fucked

Descriptive Phrase

A phrase which can be used literally or figuratively to indicate that an individual has:

A-Engaged in sexual activity that is so rewarding and comprehensive that is has left then completely satisfied and relaxed.

or

B-Been subjected to a behavior / situation which has left them feeling ripped off, angry and/or taken advantage of.
Example A-
After spending the weekend secluded in the Westin with Porn Star Gary I was so chill that it was evident I had JBTF.

Example B-
Did you see that way that bitch stole my parking spot?! I have JBTF!!
JBTF by APLCgNc September 4, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026