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JBTFH by wiredchip35423 November 21, 2022
Words you can keep
Just Been Fucked Hair.

You know, that messy mop of mess the lady has when you're done giving her the best orgasm of her life. And that flop of hair the man has after being touched by his lady friend.
Billy: Hunny? You've got some massive jbfh.
Alanna: Yeah, I know. So do you. Let's go to the bathroom and we can fix it...maybe I'll blow you as well
Billy: sounds swell! Let's go!
jbfh by *963. July 13, 2010
Related Words
JBTFH JBTF JBTFD JBTheMan J.B.F.H jbf hair
Just buy the fucking dip.

When the price of a financial instrument is decreasing but expected to rebound, JBTFD.

See example.
Copper 60 cents to $4.30
sugar, corn, oil, whatever. Up, 3-6 times!
There is no national currency that is sound. Only unsound currencies and commodities.

JBTFD. Bitchez
JBTFD by TemporalLurker April 23, 2011
A nobody who will be a somebody in the future who also will have your girlfriend bending down for him
I want to be JBTheMan when I get older
JBTheMan by JdaMacc March 11, 2019
JBTF
Just Been Thoroughly Fucked

Descriptive Phrase

A phrase which can be used literally or figuratively to indicate that an individual has:

A-Engaged in sexual activity that is so rewarding and comprehensive that is has left then completely satisfied and relaxed.

or

B-Been subjected to a behavior / situation which has left them feeling ripped off, angry and/or taken advantage of.
Example A-
After spending the weekend secluded in the Westin with Porn Star Gary I was so chill that it was evident I had JBTF.

Example B-
Did you see that way that bitch stole my parking spot?! I have JBTF!!
JBTF by APLCgNc September 4, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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