JBTFD

Just buy the fucking dip.

When the price of a financial instrument is decreasing but expected to rebound, JBTFD.

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Copper 60 cents to $4.30
sugar, corn, oil, whatever. Up, 3-6 times!
There is no national currency that is sound. Only unsound currencies and commodities.

JBTFD. Bitchez

JBTFD by TemporalLurker April 23, 2011

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JBTF

JBTF
Just Been Thoroughly Fucked

Descriptive Phrase

A phrase which can be used literally or figuratively to indicate that an individual has:

A-Engaged in sexual activity that is so rewarding and comprehensive that is has left then completely satisfied and relaxed.

or

B-Been subjected to a behavior / situation which has left them feeling ripped off, angry and/or taken advantage of.

Example A-
After spending the weekend secluded in the Westin with Porn Star Gary I was so chill that it was evident I had JBTF.

Example B-
Did you see that way that bitch stole my parking spot?! I have JBTF!!

JBTF by APLCgNc September 4, 2011

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Related Words

JBTFD • JBTF • JBTFH • jwtfd

jwtfd

Jwtfd

Sarah: I am so depressed.
Sam: ya I jwtfd

jwtfd by I_want_to_die_so_bad May 21, 2020

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JBTFH

Robert Clogstan the Freshman hunter who is into villagers

jbtfh sent videos to a freshman

JBTFH by wiredchip35423 November 21, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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