JBTF

JBTF
Just Been Thoroughly Fucked

Descriptive Phrase

A phrase which can be used literally or figuratively to indicate that an individual has:

A-Engaged in sexual activity that is so rewarding and comprehensive that is has left then completely satisfied and relaxed.

or

B-Been subjected to a behavior / situation which has left them feeling ripped off, angry and/or taken advantage of.

Example A-
After spending the weekend secluded in the Westin with Porn Star Gary I was so chill that it was evident I had JBTF.

Example B-
Did you see that way that bitch stole my parking spot?! I have JBTF!!

JBTF by APLCgNc September 4, 2011

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JBTFD

Just buy the fucking dip.

When the price of a financial instrument is decreasing but expected to rebound, JBTFD.

See example.

Copper 60 cents to $4.30
sugar, corn, oil, whatever. Up, 3-6 times!
There is no national currency that is sound. Only unsound currencies and commodities.

JBTFD. Bitchez

JBTFD by TemporalLurker April 23, 2011

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Related Words

JBTF • JBTFD • JBTFH

JBTFH

Robert Clogstan the Freshman hunter who is into villagers

jbtfh sent videos to a freshman

JBTFH by wiredchip35423 November 21, 2022

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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