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Jabling My Jable

a family friendly way of telling someone that you are masturbating
omg man have u seen this gamer girl, im gonna jable my jable to her profile pic
ofc ive seen her man, ive already been jabling my jable to her

Jibber Jabber 

Jibber jabber is Incoherent and unintelligible rapid speech often in slang or patois. Used in the UK as a disparaging name for other languages such as French, Spanish or American.
“It was all jibber jabber. Couldn’t understand a dam’ word the wretched feller was sayin’, Jeeves.”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”

jabberjaw 

(1) A jabberjaw is someone who never shuts up.

(2) A person who talks too much, to the point of ad nauseum.

(3) It is also a 30 minute cartoon created in the 1970s by Hanna Barbera. It used to be part of the Saturday morning cartoons. It was created with a format and writing that was similar to that of Scooby-Doo and Josie and the Pussycats.
(1) "You are such a jabberjaw; i can hardly get a word in edgewise."

(2) "Hey jabberjaw. Shut up! I'm trying to tell you something."

(3) "Do you remember that cartoon Jabberjaw? It's being replayed on the Cartoon Network now."
jabberjaw by bijoupali May 2, 2011

Meat Jabber 

The shaft of the penis (usually erect), which can be used by the owner, like a pointing finger, to 'jab' whatever he chooses- be it animal, vegetable or mineral.
"Is that a walking stick in your pocket or are you poking me with your giant meat jabber"- words uttered by Norah Batty during the infamous Compo erection scene in Last of the Summer Wine.
Meat Jabber by Lynams Moustache January 6, 2012

jabiless 

Something only Kim Kibum (Key) from SHINee is.
(Word he included in one of his Instagram updates, that has now become legendary in the SHINee World fandom.)
"of course i'm practicing # of course he is ONEW # of course i'm jabiless"
jabiless by HushedxAngel December 28, 2013

A Jaben Brown 

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head. Also search for a sloppy jaben brown
After a long night of drinking, Perry gave Joshua a jaben brown.