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Johs
Noun.
The action of delaying an assignment until the day night before it's due. The following night will be spend writing at supersonic speed, but it's going to be finished no matter what. This action is super stressful for most average folks, and requires a special kind of mental to pull of successfully.
The action of delaying an assignment until the day night before it's due. The following night will be spend writing at supersonic speed, but it's going to be finished no matter what. This action is super stressful for most average folks, and requires a special kind of mental to pull of successfully.
Aoba Johsai
Aoba Johsai by oikaawathegreat November 28, 2020
johsonie
A sweet and beautiful young woman who is very sweet at first but is crazy when you get to know her.
Zodiac; Cancer
Zodiac; Cancer
johsonie by What Does Johsonie Mean? June 2, 2018
johs
Aoba Johsai
Person 1: Look it's Oikawa from Aoba Johsai
Person 2: Aoba Johsai? What school is that?
Person 1: A school that didn't make the nationals
Person 2: Aoba Johsai? What school is that?
Person 1: A school that didn't make the nationals
Aoba Johsai by milflover33 May 1, 2021
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