Johson

Another way of spelling Johnson for people who can’t spell.
Someone that will be forever lonely but has many great friends that will help them along the way.

1: Have you heard of Johson?
2: Oh him. He’s that loner over there right?
1: Yup, thats him !

by s0mEONe. July 21, 2018

TYLER JOHSON LIL BOY

A bitch ass nigga who doesn’t pull at all, gay asf and sucks mad dick and stay crying like a little pussy he is

Naziah IS A TYLER JOHSON LIL BOY

by TYLERISAGAYBOY August 1, 2022

Kai Johnson

A “K-J” is an undercover homosexual that engages in homosexual activity but thinks that his community is falling for it when in fact everybody knows that he’s a homosexual but nobody brings it up.

That Kai Johnson character really thought that nobody knew he was sticking it to that Ryan Domschot when it was completely obvious to everyone...

by JJTheDude June 10, 2019

Ron Johnson

To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.

"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."

by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. June 5, 2020

hippy johnson

A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."

"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."

by Jude-O November 5, 2017

Speaker Mike Johnson

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.

“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Kirk Johnson

One man. Two hands. One Ass. Kirk Johnson.

Kirk Johnson is the star of the famous shock site goatse.cx.

That hole is as big as Kirk Johnson's

by KJ2010 November 21, 2010