J R I 

A JRI (Jager relater incident) is very similar to an ARI (Alcohol related incident) except that it may, and usually does, include incidents you can't recall until reminded in some way. The consumption of jager seems to have direct effect on the time-space continuum. These incidents can include bruises from an unknown source, texts you don't remember sending or phone calls you don't remember making, as well as things you may have said. In extreme cases it may involve inappropriate behavior with the opposite sex - and in the most extreme case, this same behavior with the same sex. Can occur after several shots of jager but seem to have a higher incident level after multiple jagerbombs.

Angel: Who was that girl you were making out with on the dance floor last night??

Glenn: I was making out with a girl last night?? Must have been a J R I because I remember nothing!! Hope she was cute at least!! Damn jagerbombs!!

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Angel: Soooo - can you please tell me what I texted you at 3am last night? I see responses from you but it seems I cleared my sent folder!

Blake: You called me a bum for staying home and then said you were coming to my house to party. I told you "negative" and you argued but then finally agreed. No big deal - we'll just call it another J R I!!

J R I by Just Sayin12 January 25, 2010

J.I.R.P. 

James Island Redneck Pussy-in reference to James Island, S.C. redneck women. Must be born on James Island. The finer, the better.

Lets go find some J.I.R.P....Terry's Taproom later?

J.I.R.P. by fantjones August 30, 2010

J.A.R.V.I.S

J.A.R.V.I.S. is a fictional character voiced by Paul Bettany in the Marvel Cinematic Universe film franchise, based on the Marvel Comics characters Edwin Jarvis and H.O.M.E.R., respectively, the household butler of the Stark family and another AI designed by Stark and used a lot in memes.

"J.A.R.V.I.S. He's with Yakub. Send him to Vrilville."

J.A.R.V.I.S by TheChudster October 31, 2025

R.I.M.J.O.B 

Acronym meaning: Recently Initated Member Joining Our Fraternity

Refers to college students who are newly initated into a greek fraternity.

Is said without the punctuation: “Rimjob”
Plural: “Rimjobs”

“Hey Paul, we’re throwing a rager at the house tonight. Call over the R.I.M.J.O.B ‘s so they know about it!”

R.I.M.J.O.B by GreekWrangler February 6, 2019

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i 

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it

" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i by No-_Name July 24, 2024

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F.U.B.I.J.A.R. 

Military acronym Fuck You Buddy I'm Just A Reservist

"Why didn't you salute me?"
"F.U.B.I.J.A.R.!"

F.U.B.I.J.A.R. by Scarfgoat January 19, 2008