The ghetto indoor flea market where you can buy anything fom cell phones to choppas for the cheap. Located in Pine Hills "Choppa City", Florida
by jkuiuy December 12, 2008
1. J-Mart is what most people assume to be a fictional knock off of K-Mart in the well known show South Park. In reality, and I don't think South Park's creators knew this, J-Mart is an actual store located in and around Orlando, FL. Yes I'm fucking serious, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life, Google it. Right now.
J-Mart caters to a myriad of customers including, but not limited to: Hood Rats, Brothers, Suckas, Skanks, Tricks, Marks, Skank Ass Tricks, Trick Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Tricks,Trick Ass Marks, Mark Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Marks, Pimps, Hoes, Jits, Crack Heads, Crack Whores, Scalawags, Wiggers, White Trash, Mexicans, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Colombians, Guatemalans, Dominicans, Haitians, Brazilians, and anyone one else who lives in the ghetto.
J-Mart could most effectively be described as: Your local hood ass grocery store. It is conveniently located, you guessed it, deep within the ghetto.
2. The knock off of K-Mart depicted in the show South Park.
J-Mart caters to a myriad of customers including, but not limited to: Hood Rats, Brothers, Suckas, Skanks, Tricks, Marks, Skank Ass Tricks, Trick Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Tricks,Trick Ass Marks, Mark Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Marks, Pimps, Hoes, Jits, Crack Heads, Crack Whores, Scalawags, Wiggers, White Trash, Mexicans, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Colombians, Guatemalans, Dominicans, Haitians, Brazilians, and anyone one else who lives in the ghetto.
J-Mart could most effectively be described as: Your local hood ass grocery store. It is conveniently located, you guessed it, deep within the ghetto.
2. The knock off of K-Mart depicted in the show South Park.
Mark Ass Mark: "Ay Cuh, I'm bout to rob tha J-Mart, you wanna ride?"
Sucka: "Shit nigga, I'm always down."
Jit: "Hey, Sucka! I got me a G.O.B. at the J-Mart!"
Brett: "Omg, is that seriously a fucking J-Mart?!"
Silvano: (In a very nonchalant manner) "Yeah dude, I told you we have those down here. It's pretty sweet. I've always wanted to go but my dad would never take me."
Sucka: "Shit nigga, I'm always down."
Jit: "Hey, Sucka! I got me a G.O.B. at the J-Mart!"
Brett: "Omg, is that seriously a fucking J-Mart?!"
Silvano: (In a very nonchalant manner) "Yeah dude, I told you we have those down here. It's pretty sweet. I've always wanted to go but my dad would never take me."
by The Furd February 24, 2011
In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.
Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.
by ekulwyo October 28, 2006