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1. J-Mart is what most people assume to be a fictional knock off of K-Mart in the well known show South Park. In reality, and I don't think South Park's creators knew this, J-Mart is an actual store located in and around Orlando, FL. Yes I'm fucking serious, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life, Google it. Right now.

J-Mart caters to a myriad of customers including, but not limited to: Hood Rats, Brothers, Suckas, Skanks, Tricks, Marks, Skank Ass Tricks, Trick Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Tricks,Trick Ass Marks, Mark Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Marks, Pimps, Hoes, Jits, Crack Heads, Crack Whores, Scalawags, Wiggers, White Trash, Mexicans, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Colombians, Guatemalans, Dominicans, Haitians, Brazilians, and anyone one else who lives in the ghetto.

J-Mart could most effectively be described as: Your local hood ass grocery store. It is conveniently located, you guessed it, deep within the ghetto.

2. The knock off of K-Mart depicted in the show South Park.
Mark Ass Mark: "Ay Cuh, I'm bout to rob tha J-Mart, you wanna ride?"
Sucka: "Shit nigga, I'm always down."

Jit: "Hey, Sucka! I got me a G.O.B. at the J-Mart!"

Brett: "Omg, is that seriously a fucking J-Mart?!"
Silvano: (In a very nonchalant manner) "Yeah dude, I told you we have those down here. It's pretty sweet. I've always wanted to go but my dad would never take me."
J-Mart by The Furd March 11, 2011
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In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.
Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.
J-Mart by ekulwyo October 28, 2006

Harry J Martin 

AKA Harry J Junior

The best YouTuber there is, creator of The Nit Song (the best song there is).
Have you seen Harry J Martin's recent YouTube video? nit nit
huge cuck, loves to watch his gf get f*cked by other men (PDIDDY)
bro Jamari is such a jmartin i wouldn't wanna be him
jmartin by gmeow November 19, 2025