J Mart
The ghetto indoor flea market where you can buy anything fom cell phones to choppas for the cheap. Located in Pine Hills "Choppa City", Florida
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1. J-Mart is what most people assume to be a fictional knock off of K-Mart in the well known show South Park. In reality, and I don't think South Park's creators knew this, J-Mart is an actual store located in and around Orlando, FL. Yes I'm fucking serious, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life, Google it. Right now.
J-Mart caters to a myriad of customers including, but not limited to: Hood Rats, Brothers, Suckas, Skanks, Tricks, Marks, Skank Ass Tricks, Trick Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Tricks,Trick Ass Marks, Mark Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Marks, Pimps, Hoes, Jits, Crack Heads, Crack Whores, Scalawags, Wiggers, White Trash, Mexicans, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Colombians, Guatemalans, Dominicans, Haitians, Brazilians, and anyone one else who lives in the ghetto.
J-Mart could most effectively be described as: Your local hood ass grocery store. It is conveniently located, you guessed it, deep within the ghetto.
2. The knock off of K-Mart depicted in the show South Park.
J-Mart caters to a myriad of customers including, but not limited to: Hood Rats, Brothers, Suckas, Skanks, Tricks, Marks, Skank Ass Tricks, Trick Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Tricks,Trick Ass Marks, Mark Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Marks, Pimps, Hoes, Jits, Crack Heads, Crack Whores, Scalawags, Wiggers, White Trash, Mexicans, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Colombians, Guatemalans, Dominicans, Haitians, Brazilians, and anyone one else who lives in the ghetto.
J-Mart could most effectively be described as: Your local hood ass grocery store. It is conveniently located, you guessed it, deep within the ghetto.
2. The knock off of K-Mart depicted in the show South Park.
Mark Ass Mark: "Ay Cuh, I'm bout to rob tha J-Mart, you wanna ride?"
Sucka: "Shit nigga, I'm always down."
Jit: "Hey, Sucka! I got me a G.O.B. at the J-Mart!"
Brett: "Omg, is that seriously a fucking J-Mart?!"
Silvano: (In a very nonchalant manner) "Yeah dude, I told you we have those down here. It's pretty sweet. I've always wanted to go but my dad would never take me."
Sucka: "Shit nigga, I'm always down."
Jit: "Hey, Sucka! I got me a G.O.B. at the J-Mart!"
Brett: "Omg, is that seriously a fucking J-Mart?!"
Silvano: (In a very nonchalant manner) "Yeah dude, I told you we have those down here. It's pretty sweet. I've always wanted to go but my dad would never take me."
J-Mart
In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.
Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.
Harry J Martin
Harry J Martin by johnnybayfoot July 27, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026