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huge cuck, loves to watch his gf get f*cked by other men (PDIDDY)
bro Jamari is such a jmartin i wouldn't wanna be him
jmartin by gmeow November 19, 2025
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Jartinez 

Any man known for extreme logic, excellent communication skills, and a great sense of humor.
Tom is our on-site Jartinez. Anytime the corporate management does something stupid, Tom analyzes the situation and explains it in a funny and easy to understand manner that makes everyone laugh and no one angry.
Jartinez by Harry Lemming June 19, 2006
The sexual act of inserting a dogs nose into your anus, farting and ejaculating at the same time.
“Yo bro bring your dog over for some jarting”

“Don’t go in there I just jarted!“
Jarting by Jartster69 April 18, 2020
When your significant other blows a huge load in your ass and everytime you fart for the next few hours a bit of jizz comes along with it.
Emily: hey becky last night andy came in my ass and i was jarting all night long!

Becky: omg next time tell him to pull out!
jarting by Noone000 June 11, 2017
Yo Martin Luther King, more like Jartin Luther King.
Jartin by Lolonigel April 4, 2017
A person who feeds at League of Legends in bronze five queue.
Phil is trash at League, he's a Jartin.
Jartin by Lolonigel April 5, 2017

Jartin’ 

When you’re fartin’ an you think about Jon and Martin from The Magnus Archives
Dude, I was being a nerd and looking at Jmart fanart and I had a lot of dairy earlier, so I just started jartin’
Jartin’ by Anything4ourMoony April 29, 2025
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