Jānis 

Jānis is Latvian given name, mostly referred to God. Jānis can make any girl wet by just thinking about them. Jānis name is given only by God and no other can do so.

Jānis can't expose their real inteligence to other peasants as they get jelous.

Scientists can't explain the real power of this name and after recent dissapierence of some, no one is willing to try.

Anna, have you seen Jānis? He makes me wet

In the name of science and your own good stop!

Jānis by Aquiali May 22, 2020

Jānis 

Is Latvian given name, also celebrated in whole country as the greatest name even created.

Jānis means year, end and beginning.

This name is given only to the elite and since the day they are born you can see who is Jānis and who is not.

Jānis is often seeing as shy person but after some drinks he is the party.

For girls this name means only one: Must have.

- Have you seen Jānis?

- He is getting ready.
- Drinking?
- Obviously

-Lizzie? Who is that hot guy there

-How do you think?

-Janis?

Jānis by Aquiali May 22, 2020

Jānis 

A fuckin e-diot probly a baby or a grandpa never in between .knows nothing about computers

It's a Latvian word (Jānis)

Jānis by Bitcheee November 23, 2021

janis 

Best teacher ever. Speaks clear english, and somewhat functioning Norwegian. He is the founder of Kristiansand Linux User Group, and a former rowing world champion.

"Wow, I have the best professor ever."
"Oh, tell me more?"
"He's Janis"

janis by bacit-homo-sapiens January 12, 2023

Janis 

A very pale girl sometimes referred to as a ghost. Funny, super pretty, and kind. She always has good grades and has the best intentions but when you get to know her she can be a real handful and will have you laughing until your stomach hurts for sure!! If you ever meet a janis dont let her spirit slip away!!!!

Guy 1: what's wrong? It looks like you've seen a ghost!

Guy 2: I did! Her name was janis!!!!

Janis by Oogabooga777 November 13, 2019

janis 

Janis can be used as a slang term for cocaine. It comes from the 60's and 70's singer Janis Joplin who used the drug excessively.

"Yo home slice lets go pick up a gram of Janis."

janis by stay trill February 12, 2007

JANIS 

Super frizzy medium or long length hair that looks a lot like Janis Joplin's hair in the '60's.

I had a really bad hair day today. Totally Janis.

JANIS by Bagitbabe October 13, 2008