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janissa
The most sexiest girl you'll ever meet. Every time you see her your jaw drops. She is caring, compassionate, loveable and overall sexy. She knows how to put a smile on your face at any time and she gives the best advice. She is just amazing. Everything about her is just wow. Janissa has all the vibes and knows how to party, that is why she is the best.
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Janissa
An extremely sexy senior who has an undane obsession with luring young boys to her house to engage in tongue wrestling while attempting to watch Fight Club.
Janissa by blackmail102 October 25, 2008
Janissa
an amazing name for couple Jason and Anissa this mean that they will love each other till death and make lots of babies!! they go to school together they get married together they get babies together and she their children go together <3
Janissa by your cool god November 21, 2021
dirty janissa
when you take a shit and then you put ur shit into chocolate chip molds then make cookies with chocolate chips and you serve them to your enemy
dirty janissa by Poopwater. February 16, 2021
Jalissa
Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect.
Jalissa by Zigggglrrr October 23, 2014
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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