Bagitbabe's definitions

ludite

a person who is addicted to ludes (methaqualone)

Girl, she is a major ludite!

by bagitbabe August 24, 2008

perfume emergency

A female date who excuses herself to go to the ladies room because of a "perfume emergency" but never returns.

She had a date with Richard, excused herself to go to the bathroom because she needed to put on more perfume (perfume emergency), but she never came back to the table, leaving Richard wondering what happened to her.

by Bagitbabe October 9, 2008

talking head

A psychiatrist whose patient isn't yet communicative and he must do all the talking himself.

I'm still seeing the talking head although I don't say much. He does all the talking, then gives me the meds, which was why I was there to begin with.

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

negga mess

Hair that has not been combed or otherwise styled in any way and looks like hair that hasn't been washed in a month.

That guy really has some kinda negga mess!

by bagitbabe October 16, 2008

Teetime

The time at which a golfer guy must get up to make his early teetime, thus not allowing anyone to have any fun after 8:00 p.m.

"Come on, Lisa. I've got an early teetime."

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

caap

A legal restraining/protective order put on someone because of threats, stalking, etc.

I put a Caap on his ass!

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

Brucer

A male homosexual usually in a homosexual relationship.

I can tell he's a Brucer even if his name isn't Bruce.

by bagitbabe May 17, 2008