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I swear tö god (I swear to God)

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IDK just wanted to create a random new word peruvian man always says wallah so I said istög. I wish y'all like that new word 😎👍😳✝️
John : I swear to God!!
Mister : Say that shorter!
John: HUMMM
Mister: ha!ha!
John: wait norwegians elfes say: ISTÖG.
Mister : A S T O N I S H I N G
Istög by Sonnyzz December 30, 2020
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She asked him out, istg!!!
istg by Dank Frank January 3, 2008
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I swear to fucking god. More violent then just I Swear To God
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Reply: ISTFG if you don't stfu.
ISTFG by a.Ayala December 25, 2010
I swear to God~ it is a way of express you're being honest about something or expressing extreme annoyance at someone.
Friend~Your such a liar you dad didn't buy you a Lamborghini.
Me~He did, istg!

Friend~Ha Ha my parents are richer than you
Me~istg you so annoying ;-;
istg by XxZoexX July 27, 2020
Istg is short for I swear to god
Istg by Weird.flex.but.okay. February 18, 2019

Istophobe 

A person who attempts to squelch freedom of speech, and silence, shame, and demonize anybody who disagrees with them on any subject by calling that person names that end in -ist or -ophobe, i.e. sexist, feminist, racist, ageist, socialist, fascist, intellectual elitist, atheist, xenophobe, homophobe, heterophobe, Islamophobe, Christianophobe, etc.
There are istophobes on all sides of the political spectrum. Ironically, istophobes claim to be the most tolerant and open minded people in their society. However, istophobes will not allow their opponents to disagree on even the smallest point of the istophobes agenda, and will immediately label their opponent as an extremist who practices racism, sexism, socialism, atheism, xenophobia, homophobia, heterophobia, etc.
Adj. istophobic
I told my friend Sheila there is a biological difference between men and women and she called me a sexist misogynist. She can be a real istophobe sometimes.
I told my friend Herbie I think unions do a lot of good for the average working person and he called me a Communist Pinko. What an istophobic overreaction!
Istophobe by Obtuse Angle November 13, 2016
A Filipino (Bisaya) slang which translates to "Talk to him/her" but the meaning is synonymous to "Yeah right!" in a more rude and comical way.

It is mostly use when someone cracks up a corny, unfunny joke.
Bhoy: Hoyyy! Kawatan ka!

Bayut: Ha? Unsa man akung gi kawat?!!

Bhoy: Gi kawat nimu akung kasing-kasing!

ISTORYAHE!!!!!
Istoryahe by Boy Kambing April 13, 2010