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Israiled 

adjective
Doomed to lifelong memory of the damage done when foolishly and thoughtless picking a fight with someone far larger, or, not anticipating the enduring soft-tissue damage when taking on a phallus beyond one's physiological ability.
Raphy will forever face nightmares and never forget being israiled after insulting the quiet, giant man on the train.

Yael has to face the same shocked downward glances when every new lover fails to find the vaginal walls after she was israiled by the linebacker that she foolishly brought home that fateful evening.
Israiled by CHRULZ December 27, 2023
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when a person tells you that your property is theirs (when it obviously isn’t), and demands you just give this property to them, and if you refuse, they take it by force and the law will somehow be on the their (israeling) side.
You’ve been israeled.
He israeled my place.
Israeled by oh-la-laa October 22, 2023
The act of taking something that is not yours and then kicking out the rightful owner
- Someone asked to share my table at a restaurant, and then asked me to leave the table because they had a meeting!
- looks like you just got israeled
Israeled by Freefelestin October 21, 2023
When you allow someone to use a thing you own or sit in a place that is reserved for you then they claim it's theirs all along
- Someone asked me to share my table at the coffee shop and then they asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting?!
- looks like you have been israeled
Israeled by Lilylina October 20, 2023
when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??

Nada: Looks like you have been israeled
israeled by october revolution October 20, 2023

Got Israeled 

When someone asks to share something of yours then claims it's become theirs and takes it for themselves
I was sitting in a coffee shop when someone came and asked to sit with me, they then told me to leave as they were having a meeting.
I think you just got Israeled
Got Israeled by anonymous October 27, 2023

Got Israeled 

I was sitting at my table and someone asked if they can join. I said yes and after that i was asked to leave the table because they have a meeting. I think I just got israeled.
Got Israeled by ocosag October 27, 2023