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Dumbest fucking guy that there is. Often having low self esteem because of his small penis. Having the most retarded hair cut ever. Always ends up friend zoned by every girl.
Ismale is so fucking stupid.
Ismale by Bigdingdong December 15, 2017
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Ismale • Ismael • ismaeel • Isaaleen • ismaeil • ismal • ismaylee • iamalexx • Imaleah • imalexx
imalexx aka cat man.Shit trim old trim was peng tough.
Is in a hardcore dominatrix relationship with kavos.
Is friends with top shagger a prefect torey and dremy blue eyed 5 foot 7 master piece of creation george memeules.
fun facts. James hates the poor. Imalexx is in a gruop channel cold the e boyswith his closest friends listed above.
Final fact willne is the undesputed best eboy
UK/ireland bloke. Bruv u know imalexx and the eboys peng contnthat is.

Filthy forener. no who dat .

UK bloke. U what m8 i will have u fer a scrap at tescos i will.{say it in northener accent}.

Ireland bloke. Wada u mean yeev never heard of imalex or the eboys batter ye like i sausege i will.{say in belfast accent}
imalexx by big up belfast May 25, 2020
Incredibly handsome. Intelligent. Talented. Sweet. Sexy. Fun Loving. Carefree. Funny... The greatest man you could ever meet. Quite the ladies man. Dazzles women with his subtle charm and hypnotizes with his tremendous smile. NO women has the ability to resist. With his God-like abilities in bed, any woman would be considered lucky to be with him. And he does not have sex with you... He makes sweet, passionate love.
The XX Beer Man considers HIM to be the most interesting man in the world.
Very loyal and faithful. There will NEVER be a dull moment when you are by his side. He shall treat his woman like the queen she truly is.
Although his impeccable, good looks give off a macho impression... He is truly kind at heart and is a sensitive guy. Very romantic person who is unafraid to expose his true feelings to his lover. Will do anything to please his woman.
Although he is multi-talented he is very modest.
He is such an Ismael.
Ismael by Jesus C. of Nazareth August 3, 2012
Ismaela can be known as a name of loyalty and creativity.You are an imaginative person,and will always fight for you and others ,with strong feelings for others .Responsible and outgoing
Ismaela made a painting it is incredibly creative and full of responsibility.
ismaela by Creative, loyal, outgoing February 10, 2018
A guy that will always be your best friend
Yo your like ismael cool
Ismael by Xhrjjzghsn February 14, 2018
He's one VERY DAZZLILING MAN, very charming as well. But most importantly he has a bigger dick then both, ricardo and gerardo, dont forget david.
When ever ismael is near me, it makes my day better
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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