Irregulars
Irregulars by Kung Fu Jimmy July 11, 2024
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Japanese Irregulars
Those volunteers that have been blogging daily since the March 11, 2011 Trillion Dollar Eco-Disaster in Japan; posting up to date information from sources World Wide, because MSM will not!
I learned from the Japanese Irregulars today, that 3 reactors in Fukushima, Japan have melted down and are now causing a Several Trillion Dollar Eco-Disaster (STDED)!
Japanese Irregulars by CaptD December 28, 2011
Japanese Irregulars
People on blogs that are so crazy about Fukushima, they will make stuff up, they will spam blogs regarding antinuclear activities but in reality it will make things worse for the Japanese. Its all just code for "lets meet at the park and have a group circle jerk". Snoodlers welcome.
The Japanese Irregulars show time and time again that walking in on parents having sex as a child does have lasting life time effects.
Japanese Irregulars by Helen Scaldicrotch December 27, 2011
Irregular Americans
"I even helped a whole town of circus freaks — dammit, you're not supposed to call them 'freaks' — Irregular Americans."
Irregular Americans by Solo Amadeus October 24, 2022
Irregular Fuck Beat
Irregular Fuck Beat, or IFB, is a very off rhythm or IRREGULAR beat of one person giving it to their partner in the bedroom or where ever he and she may find it appropriate to bang.
*knockknockknock knock knock knockknockknockknock*
Dude do you hear that?
Yea wtf is that?
Not sure lets find out.
(in hall way outside of bedroom)
*knock knock knock knockknock knock knockknockknock*
Oh thats just He and She.
She did tell me earlier that He had a really bad IFB.
ifb?
IRREGULAR FUCK BEAT
ooohh ok, at least move the bed away from the wall so others can all sleep.
Dude do you hear that?
Yea wtf is that?
Not sure lets find out.
(in hall way outside of bedroom)
*knock knock knock knockknock knock knockknockknock*
Oh thats just He and She.
She did tell me earlier that He had a really bad IFB.
ifb?
IRREGULAR FUCK BEAT
ooohh ok, at least move the bed away from the wall so others can all sleep.
Irregular Fuck Beat by nbfootball3624 August 14, 2011
Irregular
Irregular by Hood Houdini November 27, 2018
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irregular by Helen Scaldicrotch December 27, 2011
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