Ipen

Ipen is a person who loves to eat, play games and reading. His favourite genre is Drama and have one natural enemy called 'Inuko Aoyama'

A: "Hello, are you Ipen"
B: "Yes i am"
A: "Hello, my name is Inuko Aoyama"
B: "GRRRRR"
A: "Dies, in cringe"

by Qrixent August 19, 2021

iPenis

Your Internet Penis. Its size can increase or decrease depending on how ePopular you are.

I got a GeForce 6800 Ultra, bitches!
Oh, your iPenis is so huge now. And you're going to be so ePopular once everybody reads this post....

by Ivan Boy August 17, 2004

ipenis

1. A person using an ipod as a 'status symbol' or falsely believing they are better than others because they were thick enough to pay $300 more than they had to on an MP3 player that breaks down three times as often.

2. Also when people use their ipods to compensate for their lack of genitalia.

3.) Using an ipod as a dildo because you love the damn thing so much and you spent your dildo money on the waste of space MP3.

1. Greg was acting like such an ipenis, he was headbanging on the bus and his fucking ipod headphones were unplugged.

2. Person 1: I don't have a dick, so I compensate by showing off my ipenis wherever I go.
Person 2: *repeatedly beats ipod into a small metal and plastic mess with a mallet=
Person: I am no longer a man D':

3. Mary stuffed her ipenis up her pussy. Possibly the best use for an ipod I've heard so far. Apple should make the next overpriced model have a vibrate function.

by Muchi December 18, 2005

iPengo

The uber bestest forum there is next to the uber bestestest forum which i dont know what that is. '_' Chuckeh pwns you

Word1 Word2 Word3. '_'

by Chuckeh February 22, 2005

skilli i pen tost

Used by the pupils of Dwr-Y-Felin to describe something cool or funny or both!

"I just shot that ball while standing on my head!"
"skilli i pen tost"

by mooz June 6, 2003

iPenus

Where someone is so adept to use there bluetooth devices they start putting them in both ears and/or start talking at random moments making them look retarded.

"He is being such an iPenus with all his Bluetooth crap!"

by PurpleSurge March 15, 2010

ipenis

a term sometimes used when people are talking about companies with many different intellectual properties

microsoft needs to grow their ipenis

by justaretartontheinternet December 8, 2023