iPenus
Where someone is so adept to use there bluetooth devices they start putting them in both ears and/or start talking at random moments making them look retarded.
iPenus by PurpleSurge March 15, 2010
ipenis
1. A person using an ipod as a 'status symbol' or falsely believing they are better than others because they were thick enough to pay $300 more than they had to on an MP3 player that breaks down three times as often.
2. Also when people use their ipods to compensate for their lack of genitalia.
3.) Using an ipod as a dildo because you love the damn thing so much and you spent your dildo money on the waste of space MP3.
2. Also when people use their ipods to compensate for their lack of genitalia.
3.) Using an ipod as a dildo because you love the damn thing so much and you spent your dildo money on the waste of space MP3.
1. Greg was acting like such an ipenis, he was headbanging on the bus and his fucking ipod headphones were unplugged.
2. Person 1: I don't have a dick, so I compensate by showing off my ipenis wherever I go.
Person 2: *repeatedly beats ipod into a small metal and plastic mess with a mallet=
Person: I am no longer a man D':
3. Mary stuffed her ipenis up her pussy. Possibly the best use for an ipod I've heard so far. Apple should make the next overpriced model have a vibrate function.
2. Person 1: I don't have a dick, so I compensate by showing off my ipenis wherever I go.
Person 2: *repeatedly beats ipod into a small metal and plastic mess with a mallet=
Person: I am no longer a man D':
3. Mary stuffed her ipenis up her pussy. Possibly the best use for an ipod I've heard so far. Apple should make the next overpriced model have a vibrate function.
ipenis
a term sometimes used when people are talking about companies with many different intellectual properties
ipenis by justaretartontheinternet December 8, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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