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A synonym for describing someone who is a dick
"OMG Tony from Survivor is such an impenus"

Scenario: Driving in the car with your gran, guy swerves in front of you

"AHH, what an impenus"
Impenus by justsel April 17, 2014
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Your Internet Penis. Its size can increase or decrease depending on how ePopular you are.
I got a GeForce 6800 Ultra, bitches!
Oh, your iPenis is so huge now. And you're going to be so ePopular once everybody reads this post....
iPenis by Ivan Boy August 17, 2004
1. A person using an ipod as a 'status symbol' or falsely believing they are better than others because they were thick enough to pay $300 more than they had to on an MP3 player that breaks down three times as often.

2. Also when people use their ipods to compensate for their lack of genitalia.

3.) Using an ipod as a dildo because you love the damn thing so much and you spent your dildo money on the waste of space MP3.
1. Greg was acting like such an ipenis, he was headbanging on the bus and his fucking ipod headphones were unplugged.

2. Person 1: I don't have a dick, so I compensate by showing off my ipenis wherever I go.
Person 2: *repeatedly beats ipod into a small metal and plastic mess with a mallet=
Person: I am no longer a man D':

3. Mary stuffed her ipenis up her pussy. Possibly the best use for an ipod I've heard so far. Apple should make the next overpriced model have a vibrate function.
ipenis by Muchi December 18, 2005
To be tempted to touch fripples (frozen nipples)
He took his shirt off and i got an Irenus.
Irenus by MrsJoeyJordison March 15, 2009
a term sometimes used when people are talking about companies with many different intellectual properties
microsoft needs to grow their ipenis
ipenis by justaretartontheinternet December 8, 2023
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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