iPenus 

Where someone is so adept to use there bluetooth devices they start putting them in both ears and/or start talking at random moments making them look retarded.

"He is being such an iPenus with all his Bluetooth crap!"

iPenus by PurpleSurge March 15, 2010

Impenus 

A synonym for describing someone who is a dick

"OMG Tony from Survivor is such an impenus"

Scenario: Driving in the car with your gran, guy swerves in front of you

"AHH, what an impenus"

Impenus by justsel April 17, 2014

iPenis 

Your Internet Penis. Its size can increase or decrease depending on how ePopular you are.

I got a GeForce 6800 Ultra, bitches!
Oh, your iPenis is so huge now. And you're going to be so ePopular once everybody reads this post....

iPenis by Ivan Boy August 17, 2004

ipenis 

1. A person using an ipod as a 'status symbol' or falsely believing they are better than others because they were thick enough to pay $300 more than they had to on an MP3 player that breaks down three times as often.

2. Also when people use their ipods to compensate for their lack of genitalia.

3.) Using an ipod as a dildo because you love the damn thing so much and you spent your dildo money on the waste of space MP3.

1. Greg was acting like such an ipenis, he was headbanging on the bus and his fucking ipod headphones were unplugged.

2. Person 1: I don't have a dick, so I compensate by showing off my ipenis wherever I go.
Person 2: *repeatedly beats ipod into a small metal and plastic mess with a mallet=
Person: I am no longer a man D':

3. Mary stuffed her ipenis up her pussy. Possibly the best use for an ipod I've heard so far. Apple should make the next overpriced model have a vibrate function.

ipenis by Muchi December 18, 2005

Irenus 

To be tempted to touch fripples (frozen nipples)

He took his shirt off and i got an Irenus.

Irenus by MrsJoeyJordison March 15, 2009

ipenis 

a term sometimes used when people are talking about companies with many different intellectual properties

microsoft needs to grow their ipenis

ipenis by justaretartontheinternet December 8, 2023