Iowack

Refers to the state of Iowa as being extremely wack.

Guy1: Yo man where are you from?
Guy2: I'm from Iowa.
Guy1: OH YOU MEAN IOWACK?!?

by winnesotan August 3, 2011

Iowaska

It's an hallucinogenic brew that contains DMT that gives people enlightening experiences that changes lives for the better.

After I had my brew of iowaska I had the most beautiful enlightening experience of my life!

by Waylander May 18, 2017

iowhack

EYE-uh-whack (noun) a much deserved smack on the face for when you totally mess up.

"Thank goodness I wasn't one of Joe Biden's Iowa staffers. I'll betcha he gave 'em a good iowhack or two when he got his hands on 'em." "Fourth place! You miserable...."

by William W. Waterford February 6, 2020

iwack

Being struck by your iPhone while using it in bed. Typically while falling asleep.

Johan got iwacked last night while watching YouTube too late. It was pretty funny.

by Shakesmear July 17, 2022

Iowanker

A person who lives in Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such an Iowanker.

by Heather May 13, 2005

Iowanker

A person who lives in the state of Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such a wanker.

by Heather May 13, 2005

iowaskian

A resident of Iowa, cause they are always tripping.

Keep your distance from that car, they're an Iowaskian!

by Lulupi October 7, 2020