iowhack 

EYE-uh-whack (noun) a much deserved smack on the face for when you totally mess up.

"Thank goodness I wasn't one of Joe Biden's Iowa staffers. I'll betcha he gave 'em a good iowhack or two when he got his hands on 'em." "Fourth place! You miserable...."

iowhack by William W. Waterford February 6, 2020

Iowack 

Refers to the state of Iowa as being extremely wack.

Guy1: Yo man where are you from?
Guy2: I'm from Iowa.
Guy1: OH YOU MEAN IOWACK?!?

Iowack by winnesotan August 3, 2011

iWhack 

When you use a portable Ipod or Iphone to observe porno in a place where no computers are available. You then porceed to fondle your genitals until peak orgasm is reached.

Mom: were going to the zoo, you have to go.
Guy: But mom I have important things to do!
mom: I dont care its a family day.
guy: fuck it, ill just iWhack.

iWhack by the dirty wizard August 14, 2012