"Am I the only one who feels like those congressmen spend all their time wortrumping? The level of adoration is disgusting. I keep waiting for them to get on their hands and knees and kiss his shoes. Ugh."
EYE-uh-whack (noun) a much deserved smack on the face for when you totally mess up.
"Thank goodness I wasn't one of Joe Biden's Iowa staffers. I'll betcha he gave 'em a good iowhack or two when he got his hands on 'em." "Fourth place! You miserable...."
The glorious process of removing devices from one's life.
Dedevicification is what I need right about now. Between texting, social media, and all the negative headlines, I'm going insane!
Buy a
dedevicification
mug!
The quality of being both skinny and unprepared
The project is due tomorrow and I'm suddenly realizing just how stimsk I am.
removing a food item from the snack category
Well, I guess we'll have to unsnackle the Doritos so we can eat some for breakfast.
(pronounced yer-SNEAK-uh)
your sneaker, but spelled better
Hey, isn't that ursneakka? Who knew that old thing could be used in a work of art?!
(pronounced dazz-GOO) that's good, but pretending to be both French and urban
Desgux! I know ya don't like it now, but in the long run, desgux!
