InvisiFake

A Person who THINKS their ACTIONS & INTENTIONS are INVISIBILE but YOU SEE THE FAKE in THEM!! A person that think they're getting over on you when in reality you see EXACTLY what they're doing!!! FAKE is HARD TO HIDE!!

So she gone intentionaly not add me to her guest list but add my husband & claim it was an over site, yet she called his cousin and told him she meant to... #Invisifake

by JessBeauty March 3, 2014

invisiskeet

The act of bobbing your knob onto another persons face. This is however not the actual act of ejaculating on another's face, but in fact the act of pretending to masterbate on your friend's face and then representing the explosion of semen with a face-up palm and spread fingers.

I went up to my friend earlier while they were kicking it with the homies at the Holiday Inn and gave them the invisiskeet, but missed and got it on the table.

by Ifelta Thigh December 7, 2006

Invisidyke

a lesbian that blends in and is not easily seen usually, looks like a little boy.

Joan - Whoa, that's not a little boy that's a Invisidyke!
Dennis - I didn't even see her. It's like their chameleons!

by Dennisaurus July 19, 2009

Invisibae

When you have a relationship only through the platform of snapchat. These people have never and will never meet, but constantly send each other snaps throughout the day acting like they are in a relationship. Most of these snaps are dirty.

"Omg Jordan just snapped another dick pic, he's becoming my invisibae"
" He's going to be in town tonight, maybe I'll finally meet up with him, he won't be my invisibae anymore!"

"You're never going to meet up with him, He's just a invisibae through snapchat."

by Gabracsop October 16, 2017

invisibrake

1) The Invisi-brake is an imaginary device normally used by passengers to stop a vehicle when the driver apparently seems not to be trying.

2) An imaginary invisibrake allows any passenger to avoid (or induce) a panic-stop regardless of the driver's actual intent.

3) invisi-brake, Invisibrake; device allowing any occupant other than the driver to affect stoppage of a vehicle already in motion.

As they sped toward the intersection, she wondered if he saw the red light and instinctively pressed hard on the invisibrake.

Hey, I'm not such a bad driver, get off that Invisi-brake! I have it under control.

I drive fast and loose so my wife is constantly slamming on the invisi-brake. Screaming is not allowed.

by Hank McCoy August 7, 2006

invisitated

To be invisitated is to be made invisible.

The past tence of invistat.

The guy on tv was invisitated.

by daygon December 2, 2015

Invisibated

verb - the action of someone online who signs into a chatroom and stays inactive for a long period of time so that everyone in the chat believes that person to be away from their keyboard, but as soon as someone says somethign about them or speaks about a topic that they have knowledge about they pop into the conversation. this can either be referring to a good friend or a frequent visitor who is annoying.

person #1, "hey man did you hear about Gilly?"
person #2, "no i didn't, why, whats up?"
Gilly, "did someone just say my name?"
person #1, "goddam it gilly you fuckin invisibated me again you dick!"
Gilly, "LOL -.-"

by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009