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Adelina Invidia Ditullio

All around perfect girl the love of my life she is the best thing to ever walk the earth:) I wouldn't know what to do without her I don't even want to think about it.. I want her and I to last a lifetime together and have a family together (: the way she laughs/smiles gives me butterflies:) I would do anything for her and I trust her with my life:) I love you baby :)
I wouldn't want anyone other than an Adelina Invidia Ditullio

invidation 

When a guy invites a girl to an event she really wants to go to, ending up in a possible one date scenario that the girl would never say yes to under any other circumstance.
Girl: I just got an invidation from Peter to go to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Playoff.
Friend: Don't you hate that guy.
Girl: yeah, but they're great seats.
invidation by Muntzzz September 12, 2011

Invidiance 

A feeling of hopelessness, dread, insecurity, envy and hatred felt when you see a lifestyle you know you will never live, a beautiful girl you know would never look your way, or an attractive person you know you will never look like.

Different from envy in the sense that invidiance is accompanied by an overwhelming wave of depression and self hatred and usually physically manifests as your stomach turning or aching.
“When I see her walking with that guy who is significantly more attractive than me, I feel a sense of invidiance. I feel sick, sad and hateful towards myself and others.”
Invidiance by Jonathan Gunkus March 2, 2023
A combination of invisible and unbeatable.
The player in this video game is invidable, I'm never going to win.
Invidable by Mr. B. Stephens September 16, 2017

infidial 

Someone with a HUGE FUCKING COCK. Usually handsome and Sexy, when he gets in a room.. all the bitches start squirting, men cut off their dicks to be able to squirt too.
infidial fucked a child
infidial by infidial April 18, 2022

Invisiable 

Of the highest quality or grade, as it pertains or directly relates to a man's mustache.
"My goodness, that young lad's mustache is invisiable. It's thickness and form are without compare throughout the entire animal kingdom and beyond".
Invisiable by RollyFingers August 7, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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