Invidia

The wittiest of humans to ever grace the internet who also has the most precious accent.

Have you ever HEARD Invidia?
No friend, her voice has not graced my ears.
Also see
' if you're from Africa, why are you white?

by Theekid December 18, 2016

Adelina Invidia Ditullio

All around perfect girl the love of my life she is the best thing to ever walk the earth:) I wouldn't know what to do without her I don't even want to think about it.. I want her and I to last a lifetime together and have a family together (: the way she laughs/smiles gives me butterflies:) I would do anything for her and I trust her with my life:) I love you baby :)

I wouldn't want anyone other than an Adelina Invidia Ditullio

by Patrick Barone October 28, 2013

invidation

When a guy invites a girl to an event she really wants to go to, ending up in a possible one date scenario that the girl would never say yes to under any other circumstance.

Girl: I just got an invidation from Peter to go to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Playoff.
Friend: Don't you hate that guy.
Girl: yeah, but they're great seats.

by Muntzzz September 12, 2011

Invidiance

A feeling of hopelessness, dread, insecurity, envy and hatred felt when you see a lifestyle you know you will never live, a beautiful girl you know would never look your way, or an attractive person you know you will never look like.

Different from envy in the sense that invidiance is accompanied by an overwhelming wave of depression and self hatred and usually physically manifests as your stomach turning or aching.

“When I see her walking with that guy who is significantly more attractive than me, I feel a sense of invidiance. I feel sick, sad and hateful towards myself and others.”

by Jonathan Gunkus March 2, 2023

Invidable

A combination of invisible and unbeatable.

The player in this video game is invidable, I'm never going to win.

by Mr. B. Stephens September 16, 2017

infidial

Someone with a HUGE FUCKING COCK. Usually handsome and Sexy, when he gets in a room.. all the bitches start squirting, men cut off their dicks to be able to squirt too.

infidial fucked a child

by infidial April 18, 2022

Invisiable

Of the highest quality or grade, as it pertains or directly relates to a man's mustache.

"My goodness, that young lad's mustache is invisiable. It's thickness and form are without compare throughout the entire animal kingdom and beyond".

by RollyFingers August 7, 2011