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inviolable 

Can't be destroyed. Will last forever.
Donald Trump crossed an inviolable line when he criticized Khizr Khan's Democratice Convention Speech in which Khizr Khan spoke about his son who sacrificed his life for America.
inviolable by gizmo+2 August 1, 2016

invisible sandwich 

When someone has done a recreational substance that makes them move their jaw repeatedly as if eating a sandwich.
That dude has taken so much "X" that he looks like he's eating an invisible sandwich.

invisible protis sniper 

He will just go into your base when you least expect it then he wi-
I tried countering the invisible protis sniper with spore crawlers but then i got sni-

invisible Wrist Watch 

After having sex with a woman you don't want to forget, ejaculate in your hand and give her an Indian Rug Burn where her wrist watch would be. Then Everytime she goes to look at the time she will think of you.
So Davey and I keep sharing Sally as a sex partner but she is always calling Davey not me. But last time I gave her the old Invisible Wrist Watch and now she calls me like clock work!
invisible Wrist Watch by Scubaubatch November 26, 2017

invisible orange 

a common stance in metal music, particularly death metal, where the singer or fans craft their hands into a claw like position, as if they are holding an invisible orange.
I saw Amon Amarth last night man it was fucking METALLLL!! ::holds invisible orange::
invisible orange by flakernate September 15, 2007

invisible chopped liver 

The accomplished martyr’s ultimate verbal and emotional weapon when trying to get some sympathy.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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