invidation 

When a guy invites a girl to an event she really wants to go to, ending up in a possible one date scenario that the girl would never say yes to under any other circumstance.

Girl: I just got an invidation from Peter to go to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Playoff.
Friend: Don't you hate that guy.
Girl: yeah, but they're great seats.

invidation by Muntzzz September 12, 2011

Forced Invitation 

When you hear your (Friend,Family Member) talking about going to a activity.But you aren't invited until you show up to the conversation and they have to invite you or else it would be awkward.

Hey man you guys are gonna go the movie or something i heard you guys talking?

Yeah man do you want to go with us? - "It would be awkward if i don't invite him damn this is a forced invitation"

Forced Invitation by NotEren4Head October 6, 2018

inundationist 

Like a arsonist, but with water
inundationist will flood things instead of burn things
Arson with fire
Inundo with water

Arsonist: let's burn shit
inundationist: nah- I'm going to flood shit

inundationist by A inundationist July 4, 2021

Dump Invalidation (DI) 

A Dump Invalidation or a DI is when you are taking a dump and its so hard and dry that halfway through the painful process, you decide to suck the dump back up your butthole, eat some fruit, try again later, and hope for the best.

Person 1: man i just had to DI. it hurt like 712904 needles entering my butthole.

Person 2: HAHA. better luck next time.

Dump Invalidation (DI)

Dump Invalidation (DI) by mountainbuffalobro March 2, 2011

invisatondog 

The smartest creature in the universe. Holding both an MD and a Phd. If it’s possible to think of a problem. Invisatondog knows it.

I was diagnosed with cancer but Dr invisatondog cured that.

invisatondog by The_silent_1ne March 23, 2022

standing invitation

an invitation that says one is always welcome.

You have a open/standing invitation to visit us any time.

standing invitation by srnand June 18, 2017

Diva Invitation 

1.When someone needs to be invited individually to a party several times and possibly, gushed over, and then you wished that they never were invited at all.
2. A person not able to accept or acknowledge a group invitation.
3. There will be Drama

Diva Invitation
Guy 1: Did you invite her to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited everyone !
Guy 1: yeah, but you know that Chick needs a Diva Invitation to show up at a party.

Diva Invitation by MikeGO November 8, 2007