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investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.
"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

investibate 

The act of investigating a pornography site in order to determine it's quality (usually through masturbation).
"Give me the URL of that site, I'll investibate it later."

investihater 

Someone who is able to find out the truth when being lied to and in turn retaliates with a smarter technique like exposing the liars dirt. Most "investihating" resources are the internet, computer, myspace, cell phones, cell phone bills, passwords, and being nosie.
I found out about my ex-boyfriends infedility when I started going through his computer. It all started on Myspace, soon I was online checking any and all of his accounts that were started by him. It was easy. After I sent out bulletins of him in my bikini bottoms(only) to all of his work associates, I received my "Investihater" badge. Wanna see it?
investihater by cdubyas December 13, 2008

Investigauge 

To make inquiry, examination, or investigation and to appraise, estimate, or judge
I have an issue with my computer and I asked the IT person to Investigauge the problem.
Investigauge by spichael January 24, 2011

Infesticated 

(adj.) (southern American states) The state of being infested. Occupation of one's life by a disease, lowly group of individuals, parasites, incects, etc.
Ray is infesticated with crabs ever since he started scroggin' that Reeta.
Infesticated by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006

investiHATE 

Investigating a person for the main or sole purpose of hating on them.
I have to investiHATE this new guy that my homegirl is seeing
investiHATE by A. Neal January 23, 2008