Investigauge 

To make inquiry, examination, or investigation and to appraise, estimate, or judge

I have an issue with my computer and I asked the IT person to Investigauge the problem.

Investigauge by spichael January 24, 2011

investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.

"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

investigate my hole by jim6471 June 8, 2018

Investicage 

a) A purposeful apparatus built for investigation purposes.

b) An investigation with very little scope.

The investicage cannot be successfully extrapolated from.

Investicage by Stu Doname August 8, 2018

Investigated myself 

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye

"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"

Investigated myself by Onetobeat June 12, 2015

Investigate 

1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.

2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.

Guy comment: Hey yo girl!

Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!

Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!

Investigate by Ozzie69 October 30, 2010

investigayte 

(v.) the act of trying to figure out if someone is gay or not.

Friend: Hey, did you ever hook up with Carly?
Me: No, I'm still investigayting.
Friend: How long could it possibly take to investigayte?
Me: ... a long time.

investigayte by there-she-go November 15, 2017

investiguess 

When trying to troubleshoot a problem, but you have no idea what you're doing, and feel like you're wasting time. But it's better than procrastibating

Let's all go to lunch, where's Eric ??

Oh... some system broke, he's at his desk, investiguessing. We'd better go without him.

investiguess by peopleconnector November 27, 2018