Definitions by Carl_TheLlama

Strongest Army On The Internet 

The strongest army on the internet, would be Greg. (yes, this is a Danny Gonzalez reference)

Subscribe to become a part of the strongest army on the internet, Greg... don't look that up

Strongest Army On The Internet by Carl_TheLlama March 30, 2019

Carl 

Carl is a psychopathic llama that enjoys to snack on baby hands. He found out how to tear a rip into space time for the sole purpose of delivering him baby hands. His ex-friend Paul has no idea how Carl does the things he does. He also has a hat. I feel like the hat is important to mention.

Remember when Carl set off that atomic bomb?
Yeah. He thought it was my birthday.

Carl by Carl_TheLlama March 6, 2019

Charlie 

A easily annoyed and confused unicorn that is always being pestered by a purple unicorn and pink unicorn. They've taken Charlie to candy mountain and stole his kidney, taken him to the Banana king and robbed him, taken him into the ocean and broke his horn off, and tried to blow up the moon with him on it. Anything that sings to Charlie will explode.

Look Charlie! We found Candy Mountain!

Charlie by Carl_TheLlama March 6, 2019

f 

the button someone will press to pay his or her respects

everybody put an f in the chat to pay respects to the fallen soldier.
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ok calm the fuck down guys.

f by Carl_TheLlama March 6, 2019