Instazoned
When you post something on Instagram and it only get 3 or less likes. Especially when having over a hundred followers.
Instazoned by Chibi-Jessie September 1, 2014
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instaboner
instaboner by Zmoney November 30, 2005
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Instazoned • instazone • instaboner • instabond • instabonerific • Instagone • instarone • instatone • Insta-bone • insta honey
instazone
A guy who is used solely by his girlfriend as her personal Instagram photographer.
Often seen holding a camera while his girlfriend strikes numerous poses and tells him which shots to take.
The next step from a boyfriend whose girlfriend is constantly taking selfies.
Often seen holding a camera while his girlfriend strikes numerous poses and tells him which shots to take.
The next step from a boyfriend whose girlfriend is constantly taking selfies.
John came back from holiday having been totally instazoned by his girlfriend. He spent more time looking at her through a camera than actually enjoying himself.
I think I’m in the instazone. All she wants is more pictures.
I think I’m in the instazone. All she wants is more pictures.
instazone by Traveler2018 February 22, 2018
instabonerific
instabonerific by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009
instaboner
instaboner by marcus ownz biatch May 29, 2007
instarone
instarone by beatdapuss July 13, 2017
Instaboner
Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.
When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"
Sam: "No, was it hot?"
John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"
Sam: "No, was it hot?"
John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"
Instaboner by Jack Salot December 29, 2013
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