3 definitions by Chibi-Jessie

1
When you take a big shit and asshole starts to hurt.
Man 1: "I took a big shit yesterday and got assceritis!"
Man 2: "Wow man, that sucks."
by Chibi-Jessie August 29, 2014
Get the mug
Get a Assceritis mug for your mother-in-law Larisa.
3
When you post something on Instagram and it only get 3 or less likes. Especially when having over a hundred followers.
Girl: I posted a pic but only got 2 likes!

Guy: Lol, you just got Instazoned.
by Chibi-Jessie September 01, 2014
Get the mug
Get a Instazoned mug for your brother José.