Instazoned

When you post something on Instagram and it only get 3 or less likes. Especially when having over a hundred followers.

Girl: I posted a pic but only got 2 likes!

Guy: Lol, you just got Instazoned.

by Chibi-Jessie September 02, 2014

Assceritis

When you take a big shit and asshole starts to hurt.

Man 1: "I took a big shit yesterday and got assceritis!"
Man 2: "Wow man, that sucks."

by Chibi-Jessie August 30, 2014

Encyclopedia Dramatica

The core of all internet hate.

What ever you do, do not go on Encyclopedia dramatica's "offended" page. This is for your own good.

by Chibi-Jessie March 28, 2015