Chibi-Jessie's definitions

Encyclopedia Dramatica

The core of all internet hate.

What ever you do, do not go on Encyclopedia dramatica's "offended" page. This is for your own good.

by Chibi-Jessie March 30, 2015

Instazoned

When you post something on Instagram and it only get 3 or less likes. Especially when having over a hundred followers.

Girl: I posted a pic but only got 2 likes!

Guy: Lol, you just got Instazoned.

by Chibi-Jessie September 1, 2014

Assceritis

When you take a big shit and asshole starts to hurt.

Man 1: "I took a big shit yesterday and got assceritis!"
Man 2: "Wow man, that sucks."

by Chibi-Jessie August 29, 2014