Definitions by Chibi-Jessie

Encyclopedia Dramatica 

The core of all internet hate.

What ever you do, do not go on Encyclopedia dramatica's "offended" page. This is for your own good.

Encyclopedia Dramatica by Chibi-Jessie March 30, 2015

Instazoned 

When you post something on Instagram and it only get 3 or less likes. Especially when having over a hundred followers.

Girl: I posted a pic but only got 2 likes!

Guy: Lol, you just got Instazoned.

Instazoned by Chibi-Jessie September 1, 2014

Assceritis 

When you take a big shit and asshole starts to hurt.

Man 1: "I took a big shit yesterday and got assceritis!"
Man 2: "Wow man, that sucks."

Assceritis by Chibi-Jessie August 29, 2014