instarone
instarone by beatdapuss July 13, 2017
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Instahoe
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Instaposer
NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**
**Usually used as an insult**
Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...
Instaposer by timentes May 29, 2017
instaboner
instaboner by Zmoney November 30, 2005
Instapoet
Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.
Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.
It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.
Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.
Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.
It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.
Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.
instafront
To front on Instagram ....In other words, to post a picture on Instagram making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.
Mom can you take a picture of me next to your Corvette while I hold your money? I'm about to instafront on these hoes.
instafront by J Dolla of North Highlands Ca March 8, 2014
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