instabond 

connecting with a person prematurely
when a new acquaintance adopts an attitude of intimacy and familiarity that is premature

Someone tells you "I feel like you're my soulmate" after just meeting you, is an example of instabonding.

instabond by Courage! September 11, 2019

instaboner 

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly

1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"

instaboner by Zmoney November 30, 2005

instafold

Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Folding"

With the blinds up to $10,000-$20,000, I instafolded my 10/2 off suit

instafold by Steelheader August 6, 2008

Instaban

-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.

-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.

As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.

As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.

Instaban by Termy August 3, 2007

instazone

A guy who is used solely by his girlfriend as her personal Instagram photographer.

Often seen holding a camera while his girlfriend strikes numerous poses and tells him which shots to take.

The next step from a boyfriend whose girlfriend is constantly taking selfies.

John came back from holiday having been totally instazoned by his girlfriend. He spent more time looking at her through a camera than actually enjoying himself.

I think I’m in the instazone. All she wants is more pictures.

instazone by Traveler2018 February 22, 2018

Instagood 

Something that is very very artsy and will get you over 10 likes on instagram.

Yo Santi, this pic is pretty chill and instagood, you should upload it.

Instagood by brobrock March 22, 2013

Instanding 

Instanding ~ The opposite of outstanding.

Means, instead of demonstrating outwardly to the world, what a great person you are, and have external focus on your achievements for the day, hour or what not. Instanding is when you find out that within yourself, you are intrinsically a fantastic person and have so much going for you, that it doesn't matter what 'the external world' sees.

When somebody is going on a long journey, have an instanding time, I.e. I hope you find it within yourself to know that you are a beautiful person.

Have an instanding time on holiday, especially when going on a Spiritual retreat.

Instanding by Thucydides_44 September 26, 2012