Instacrime

1: when someone commits a crime on the instagram website (e.g stealing, showing guns/drugs... etc)
2: a terrible post (clickbait or just unfunny content in general)

1: Guy 1: Yo, did you see that instacrime jamal committed a couple of days ago?

Guy 2: Yeah, shit was bomb lol
2: Guy 1: *sees shitty or misleading post on instagram* this is an instacrime post!

by CA$HFLOW_300C February 24, 2018

instafriend

When you meet gregarious friends of a friend of yours and they automatically become your friends, too. While there's potential for meaningful relationships, instafriends usually remain cheerfully superficial.

"I went to a party with Frank, he introduced me to Sally, Joe, and Bob. We all exchanged numbers, yay, three instafriends!"

by hypello November 23, 2003

instagramer

someone who is on instagram for EXTREMELY long amounts of time or never gets off instagram

"Robbie is such a instagramer he never gets off instagram"
"yeah all he does is sit on his ass and instagram all the time"

by instagramer June 4, 2014

Instafriends

1. Upon your first encounter with a person formerly unknown the instance where you are BFFL. Instafast like the drive thru at Starbucks.

Upon returning from cruise one Navy Sailor to a Navy Wife instantly hit it of as BFFL over a few beers and a wicked game of Rummy.

BAM Instafriends for life!!!!

by !3blackcats December 21, 2008

Instacreep

One who creeps on their live feed on home page while on Facebook.

If you click refresh on the live feed on Facebook more than 10X in a minute you are an Instacreep.

by MyNameIsKatie February 9, 2010

instaframe

Instaframe is a picture taken via cell phone and uploaded to Instagram. The picture can look as if you paid tons of money for it as the filters do wonders for amateur photographers.

Instafram(ed) photos can directly be printed and mounted for everyone to view.

(2) Instaframe- A photo taken of an eyewear frame from instagram.

Chuck- Oh my gosh Max, where did you buy that photo?

Max- Oh no chuck, I instaframed it straight from my mobile device.

Chuck- Wait, you just filtered and altered the photo through instagram and claimed it as your own?

Max- Yea Chuck..... It's not 1997

(2) Instaframe - I just instaframed that eywear frame from the mall. Did you "like" it?

by DoYOthangGirl October 11, 2014

Instacraze

Random new trend as found on Instagram. I.E. homemade slime or weird eye-brow trends.

Person A: “Have you seen that feathered eyebrow trend?

Person B: “Dude, I don’t keep up with the latest Instacraze”

by AlyxD May 22, 2018