instacrazed

Past tense of Instacrazy.

“I spent a lot of years of my life being instacrazed, but after going broke chasing followers, I had to re-think my life goals."

by AlyxD May 22, 2018

Instacraze

Random new trend as found on Instagram. I.E. homemade slime or weird eye-brow trends.

Person A: “Have you seen that feathered eyebrow trend?

Person B: “Dude, I don’t keep up with the latest Instacraze”

by AlyxD May 22, 2018

instacrazy

People who obsess over cultivating the perfect Instagram profile so much that it affects their personal lives, usually in negative ways.

"I think that new Prime Wardrobe service will be perfect for the Instacrazy."

by AlyxD May 22, 2018

Instagraze

Quickly scanning through Instagram photos when you do not wish to read long Facebook posts.

Facebook updates are too long today. I'm going to Instagraze.

by techonista June 21, 2016

Instacrane

A person who slides through DMs to "pick someone up."

Damn Jimin was a whole instacrane when he DMed Heejin.

by chimspetunia March 5, 2019

instacred

Instacred is an Instagram judgement that happens in a couple seconds.

It’s what people think when they see an Instagram account and makes them decide whether or not to follow that account. Instagram Instant Credit/status.
How many followers, posts they have, if they’re a celebrity, gives (or doesn’t give) them #instacred
The more followers they have and the quality of content they’ve posted will give them #instacred

They have 20k followers, that account has serious instacred!
All of my friends follow this account they must have instacred. I should follow them too
They have no followers, that person has zero instacred
I wish someone with #instacred would tag me.

Whoever tagged me has some crazy instacred bc my followers are blowing up yo!

by Lorraine Oest August 4, 2019